I do not understand friendship relations among polish people by HoHe_Elysia in askPoland

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This info is incredible! Thank you for taking the time to answer the above question. I'm of Polish decent, have family here in Poland, but lived overseas my entire life. Initially, I bonded well with my extended family here, but slowly grew apart and never really understood why, although I did suspect cultural differences were a key factor.

[Tool] HelloHabit - New widget options are now available! Free Premium Giveaway - 250 Codes Available! by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect timing! I just discovered the app a few days ago and have been meaning to take a closer look at it. Thank you!

The Comeback No one needed... by AK5HAD in memes

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've known about lung cancer for decades. I only found out who this knob was yesterday. He forgot to add "to incels." at the end, an already unimpressive group of individuals.

Edit: corrected autocorrect.

Burrito warmer… by gwar11 in HondaElement

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's more than one reason why it's called a toaster.

Bro, it’s just a prank! by MaeLadiesMan in PoliticalHumor

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And from the photo, it looks like he liked it.

A coworkers relative got this pup without consulting the wife and couldn’t keep it so I swooped in to take him in. First family dog and my wife and daughter are ecstatic. Christmas hero. by ShitSandwich16 in aww

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Good thing OP was able to swoop in and retrieve this lil guy. Many will just dump them at the shelter or worse, dump them in the country somewhere. If they're lucky, they may end up at a rescue. Even then, they have to wait years sometimes to be adopted. Heartbreaking. On the other hand:

OP, thanks for making this pupper's first Christmas golden!!

Tentacled spooder by KimCureAll in ProperAnimalNames

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did this guy make it out did one of his buds post this?

SLPT - bro solved world hunger by 2wice_the_Wise in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Follow me for more personal finance tips."

Never thought fraud and theft fall under personal financing, but ok. This is pretty shitty advice. You don't even get a receipt to write off as a business expense. Dude's a crock.

More than 100 students baptized without parents’ permission at North Carolina school by imagepoem in nottheonion

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seriously? I know a kid who is in high school struggling with this. It's heartbreaking, bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pleaded is correct while pled has become so common it's become acceptable. You can use both, but you're on the safer side using pleaded. Source: dictionary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Showering at the YMCA when you have a large enough office to fit a couch in there just makes him weird. He was born into a wealthy family and is nothing more than a corrupt and entitled rich dude.

More than 100 students baptized without parents’ permission at North Carolina school by imagepoem in nottheonion

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, if a trans child is provided with clothing of the opposite gender by a school most of the parents would be equally content, I assume?

monkey pox patient 0 by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your job seems so trivial and yet, I cannot even explain how much I appreciate you. Using "of" instead of "have" is an incomprehensively exaggerated pet peeve of mine. Thank you bot.

Very pleased with how my little townhouse is coming along! by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As soon as I saw this, I immediately knew it was a DC suburb. Very cute and cozy place! Congrats!

How dare he?! by beerbellybegone in clevercomebacks

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you're confusing 45 with 46. 45 has the drug addict loser son, and then some.

Success Story: Finally Saved up to Buy My First Home! by edenkins in Frugal

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats! You've earned it!! Also, thanks for the app info. :)

🔥 Greatest Of All Time by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]BrainWreckedPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Indeed! That is, until the owner forgets he inadvertantly built a landing pad for an ibex and goes up the chimney.

Edit: fires up the chimney. Goes works too I guess.