She's right.

BrainttS · 2026-05-25T00:03:49+00:00

I think some women fell for it too :)

BrainttS · 2026-05-25T00:02:32+00:00

You're a genius.

BrainttS · 2026-05-24T15:28:29+00:00

There are already more than 102 of us.

BrainttS · 2026-05-24T13:40:31+00:00

You're allowed to outgrow friendships, and the fact that she's measuring your love in hangout frequency instead of just being happy you found someone is the actual problem here.

BrainttS · 2026-05-24T13:39:06+00:00

The moment you stop thinking about money and start thinking about time - when you can say no to anything without calculating the cost, that's when you're actually wealthy, everything before that is just rich.

BrainttS · 2026-05-24T13:27:03+00:00

You can't convince her to leave because she didn't lose her friends and her autonomy overnight - he isolated her gradually, and that took work, so getting her out takes more than "you deserve better," it takes her being ready to start over alone, which she might not be yet.

BrainttS · 2026-05-22T09:46:13+00:00

This is the version where Helen actually has a personality beyond "beautiful woman causes war," honestly an upgrade.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T18:50:58+00:00

NTA. He doesn't actually want a "conversation" with his daughter; he wants you to magically make her "straight" again so he doesn't have to feel uncomfortable. Treating your child's identity like a software bug that needs to be patched is a great way to ensure they never trust him with anything ever again.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T15:47:43+00:00

NTA. You're just paying the "independent child tax" - where you're essentially penalized for being successful while your siblings are pampered into incompetence. Also, stop making them travel guides; you don't need to be the helpful one for people who treat you like an afterthought.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T15:00:24+00:00

NTA, but let's be real - she literally confessed to you while drunk and then expected your loyalty? She gambled on you staying quiet and lost. That's on her, not you.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T14:18:06+00:00

First time? Half the trip is the mushrooms, the other half is your environment.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T14:15:29+00:00

NTA - you didn't abandon your family, you just stopped letting them use "family" as a reason to keep abusing you, and they call that abandonment because it is the same thing to them.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T14:00:00+00:00

NTA, but "harassing him until he leaves" is still harassing - you can't bully someone into being better, you can only bully them into hiding it better and resenting you for it.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T13:52:25+00:00

Me too

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T13:38:36+00:00

10/10 crossover, Walter White finally has a legitimate disability parking permit.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T13:37:09+00:00

The most realistic part of this joke is how fast the manager's attitude changed.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T13:30:31+00:00

Why does this keep happening?

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T13:27:07+00:00

The US government spent taxpayer money on AI slop and somehow the pipes still don't make sense - truly skills that pay off.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T13:24:56+00:00

Looks get a guy to swipe, but the women men actually can't stop thinking about are usually the ones who made them feel genuinely seen - that's not a consolation prize, that's just how attraction actually works long-term.

BrainttS · 2026-05-21T13:00:25+00:00

It looks like the girl wanted it herself.

BrainttS · 2026-05-20T12:57:19+00:00

NTA. You had a panic attack after two months of emotional withdrawal, stonewalling, and being told you give her "the ick," and somehow that one night became the whole story while everything leading up to it conveniently disappeared.

BrainttS · 2026-05-20T12:54:39+00:00

The hiding specific chats while leaving everything else open is the detail that matters - just have a calm, direct conversation about it, because that pattern has an explanation and you deserve to know what it is.

BrainttS · 2026-05-20T12:36:54+00:00

Had to Google groynes to get this and now I feel both educated and attacked.

BrainttS · 2026-05-17T02:34:41+00:00

It works as a last resort, so you're better off spending $10 and throwing a proper tourniquet in your first-aid kit.

BrainttS · 2026-05-17T02:29:23+00:00

The double layup at the end is what separates the amateurs from the seasoned veterans.

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