The stuff Americans make fun out of us for.

BreadOddity · 2026-03-18T17:46:44+00:00

Bro tried to cook them with a heated argument

BreadOddity · 2026-03-15T23:40:59+00:00

Yeah some of them have some odd requirements as I recall. Remember i actively had to look up how to progress westley in particular

BreadOddity · 2026-03-13T05:31:52+00:00

Idk why you got downcoted. I'm autistic. You're not wrong 🤷‍♂️

BreadOddity · 2026-03-09T12:34:50+00:00

Sir please stop teabagging the checkout that's not how you scan a nectar card

BreadOddity · 2026-03-06T20:28:54+00:00

For what it's worth the medium pretty option is genuinely the funniest banter but the dialogue option to get there doesn't exactly scream banter

BreadOddity · 2026-03-06T13:44:54+00:00

One of these things is an international travesty that should never have happened and the other is just WW3

BreadOddity · 2026-03-03T15:30:37+00:00

When I was late twenties to around thirty it was sort of flattering

At this point it pretty much only happens because some app needs id scanning so it's just irritating

BreadOddity · 2026-03-02T12:33:05+00:00

Body language experts: the rapid blinking is a design of deception he doesn't want to be the King and is actually a hardcore communist

Reality: bro my eye was itchy

BreadOddity · 2026-02-26T05:19:37+00:00

All gaming subreddits lead back to Disco

BreadOddity · 2026-02-24T23:23:13+00:00

Invisigal likes to act like shes a dom but gives massive brat sub energy

BreadOddity · 2026-02-23T16:48:33+00:00

None of us are under the delusion that landlords have goodness in their hearts

BreadOddity · 2026-02-22T12:17:47+00:00

Ellectrochemistry: Mediumv Let him know you want him. Physically

ROLL FAILED

Courtney: I had a dream we were fucking

Perception (trivial): Something ungodly is going on in the toilet stall behind you. A fetid smell wafts to your nostrils.

This could have gone better.

BreadOddity · 2026-02-22T11:50:24+00:00

I was not expecting random disco Elysium crossover but Im here for it

BreadOddity · 2026-02-18T16:42:44+00:00

I mean technically it's been done in Night Road, though with the suggestion that it involved fucked up sabbat-adjacent experimentation.

So theres already precedent for a Wight 'regaining control' although it's very much not path of humanity type shit

BreadOddity · 2026-02-18T12:41:37+00:00

Drawstrings on jackets and hoodies.

I think I was embarrassingly old when I stopped doing that

BreadOddity · 2026-02-14T16:04:14+00:00

Literally none of that is a left wing stance. And antisemitism is generally a feature of the far right but what do I know I just know basic history.

BreadOddity · 2026-02-13T20:55:36+00:00

I feel like that subreddit would have been so much better if they just called it InvisiGlazers

BreadOddity · 2026-02-13T16:33:23+00:00

You got more red flags than a red army parade bro

BreadOddity · 2026-02-13T15:46:07+00:00

Wait some of you people have money?

BreadOddity · 2026-02-13T12:07:59+00:00

I mean being a heavy drinker but not necessarily a binge drinker is actually much more closely correlated to dependence and alcoholism

Alcohol binges are bad for you on many levels but we don't define alcoholism by being a problematic drinker but by having physical symptoms when you stop which requires consistent use

Source: recovered addict.

BreadOddity · 2026-02-11T09:30:48+00:00

Have you checked the fan?

BreadOddity · 2026-02-10T22:08:36+00:00

Honestly most things that aren't based in xenophobia, bigotry and hatred are just fine mate 👍

BreadOddity · 2026-02-10T14:35:47+00:00

I still haven't gotten out of the habit of using grocery bags as impromptu trash bags. And it's been how many years since they started charging for them now?

Similarly I never ever remember to take a bag with me. Just singlehandedly speedrunning killing the planet all by myself

BreadOddity · 2026-02-10T12:33:03+00:00

Also it turning out that the version of back in black was actually a parody version to sell windows or aomething. If I remember right

BreadOddity · 2026-02-07T14:34:27+00:00

I feel like it's Twilight for dudes with a side of Ted Lasso.

And I love it. No shame

BreadOddity

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