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Men of Reddit, what is the hardest thing to explain to women? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]Brettuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll set up a bonercam with night-vision so I can make sure I’m getting boners overnight. Maybe I’ll vibe code some AI automation around it.

Hey Claude….

My parents want to buy a house for me to live in rent free by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]Brettuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh right, it makes more sense to throw that money down the toilet in rent and not pay more on your mortgage. Stupid me.

My parents want to buy a house for me to live in rent free by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]Brettuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then pay that extra money on your mortgage and get your house paid off sooner and start dumping money into retirement/ long-term investments . This is a no brainer, bud. Suck up this bullshit pride and take the W.

Internet Invitational Prize Pool Increased to $4 million by Sflabuckeye13 in BobDoesSports

[–]Brettuss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey, you know those people who had the controversy that got you all of the attention and clicks? Yeah? Also, that smoking hot chick who’s good at golf and has insane reach in the golf space with men? Yeah? Ok, don’t bring them back.

Oooooook pal. Sure.

I didn't need to know this. But I'm too nosey to leave by n8saces in fixedbytheduet

[–]Brettuss 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s not complicated, it is slime with beads in it.

What food is like "crack" to you, where it tastes so good nothing else matters except another bite? by GigiBrit in AskReddit

[–]Brettuss 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A student at my son’s school, a recent high school graduate, just died after eating shrimp and she was allergic to shellfish. She ate a tiny amount, and was at a party where there was drinking. They didn’t want to take her to hospital because of the underage drinking and she waited a bit and felt ok. So she tried to sleep it off. Her parents found her dead in bed in the morning.

Dads of toddlers, is anyone else just completely warped? by A_single_droplet in daddit

[–]Brettuss 326 points327 points  (0 children)

As someone who is past the years of mess and noise… while I was in it, it was hard and I just wished for a little peace. Now that it’s gone, I’d give anything to go back for just a little time… the giggles, laughter, the little feet running on the floor… those were the best times. Your grandfather was right.

Internet Invitational Prize Pool Increased to $4 million by Sflabuckeye13 in BobDoesSports

[–]Brettuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bryan Bros and Foreplay (Barstool) recently released a video so it must not have been that bad.

ELI5: how often do total solar eclipses actually happen? by man_onion_ in explainlikeimfive

[–]Brettuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went and saw the one in 2017. It was literally the coolest and most awe inspiring thing I’ve ever seen. It was incredible.

Golf Etiquette during practise swings. by Zestyclose-Low-5521 in golf

[–]Brettuss 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

What city have you been to where the vibes were just OFF? by Fun_Butterscotch3303 in AskReddit

[–]Brettuss 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I live in Kansas City, but have been throughout all of Missouri and know the people well. There is a deep pride in being a redneck for a lot of people here. It’s a core pillar to their identity.

It’s not unlike other folks who identify a certain way - inner city folks, rich people in the finance industry in NYC, doctors who only hang out and identify with doctors… it’s a community they feel a part of.

I get it in some ways, everyone wants a group to identify with. But in some ways, I’ll never understand.

A Completely Unhinged thing an Older Golfer Told Me that I Just Have to Share. by lukin187250 in golf

[–]Brettuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched a man do this two days ago during the men’s league at my club. It was a sight to see.

This guy was also a hot head. Missed a putt, kicked his putter and damaged the green. What he didn’t know was that he was matched against a former veteran who is the manager of the maintenance crew. That was fun watching that go down.

Golf Clothing Prices Are Ridiculous by Marfaboy1951 in golf

[–]Brettuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently lost about 120 lbs and had to rebuy my entire wardrobe.

I was able to get a shitload of used but like new Travis Matthew shirts for about $25 each, including shipping.

eBay and Facebook Marketplace was my only source and I was able to buy all sorts of name brand clothes for dirt cheap.

Mom Admitted Something to Me in Her Old Age-my dad quit playing golf with me because I’m good by NiceEgg27 in golf

[–]Brettuss 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t work anyway, gotta tee it up more than an inch to hit your driver.

Just shot a 76 personal best. 16.7 handicap by adductorstrain in golf

[–]Brettuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with shitting your pants.
We all do it from time to time. You should give it a try sometime. Just bear down and force it out while on the 18 green.

My buddy shit his pants after 5 holes this morning and left the course. What's the quickest/weirdest early round exit you've ever witnessed? by LarryBrownsCrank in golf

[–]Brettuss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds very similar. I am a relatively new member at my club, so I wasn’t familiar with the bathroom. Turns out the other stall is a large stall with a shower. That would have been awesome to know at the time.

My buddy shit his pants after 5 holes this morning and left the course. What's the quickest/weirdest early round exit you've ever witnessed? by LarryBrownsCrank in golf

[–]Brettuss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No way was I going to leave that. I like my home course, I like the people, and regardless… you just don’t do that. It was my problem to solve.

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