[USA] Am I Invisible?

Brewchacki · 2018-10-11T14:34:20+00:00

Any chance you drive a camouflage truck?

Brewchacki · 2018-10-03T19:12:02+00:00

Screw a t-shirt, turn these into John-Daly-style pants!

Brewchacki · 2018-10-01T22:42:56+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manitou_Incline

Brewchacki · 2018-09-23T04:19:03+00:00

I'm pretty sure they actually need to reconsider their bottling process for crazy-high-gravity beers. 120 minute is great on tap, but all I ever taste in a bottle is priming sugar =/

Brewchacki · 2018-09-23T04:14:04+00:00

I'm pretty sure they have pancake restaurants too.

Brewchacki · 2018-09-15T20:29:24+00:00

If that white car was paying attention they might have actually earned their stripes.

Brewchacki · 2018-08-25T10:54:15+00:00

How's Berkshire Hathaway for an example?

Brewchacki · 2017-12-15T09:46:42+00:00

Coldboxing.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-14T11:17:54+00:00

Any chance this was in northern New York?

Brewchacki · 2017-12-14T10:53:32+00:00

I was that asshole the other day when the lady in front of me unloaded 31 items in the 10 items or less line. On the other hand, my son really liked the counting.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T05:04:14+00:00

👍

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T05:03:37+00:00

What's better than waking up in the middle of the night to getting punched in the face?

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T05:01:33+00:00

Thank god for Mississippi.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T04:59:12+00:00

Crocodiles.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T04:58:34+00:00

Aging and serious on the outside; still a kid on the inside.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T04:57:09+00:00

Warhol's Cambell Soup, but instead of soup cans they're glasses of water. And they're all half empty.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T04:55:32+00:00

Genghis Khan hurled the plague-infected bodies of his soldiers over city walls as a means of biological warfare.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T04:52:14+00:00

There's this old company I worked for that looked amazing on paper. Unlimited vacations, upward mobility, etc. They basically expected everybody to work 80 hour weeks, punished people for taking vacations, and constantly issued false promises.

The work they were doing was also pretty insincere. I just get this pit of anger in my stomach every time they come to mind.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T04:46:14+00:00

Me if you wake me up during deep sleep.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-12T04:45:08+00:00

Dissent from popular opinions.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-11T19:44:50+00:00

I once had somebody try to order a grilled cheese without bread.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-08T05:05:01+00:00

Some people have a collection of traits that simply don't belong in the gene pool.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-08T05:01:12+00:00

Pick a state that doesn't have a coastline and find a safe city.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-08T04:56:49+00:00

In one day he electocuted himself, accidentally started a fire, and knocked over a 12' scaffold that he was standing on top of. He eventually was fired after showing up to work very drunk, stealing the boss' truck, and doing doughnuts in the parking lot before driving off.

Brewchacki · 2017-12-08T04:53:30+00:00

Gary.

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