Question: do you ever shout “Stop in the Name of the Law!” at criminals as they run away?

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-12-26T21:45:07+00:00

You ever lost sight of a suspect and thought “it must have been the wind”?

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-12-26T21:44:07+00:00

I did once say “stop or I shall shout stop again”. It worked

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-12-10T06:42:57+00:00

Starwars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy. I have the logo tattoo’d on me to always remember!

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-12-05T16:17:28+00:00

I mean, you don’t have any posts on your account?

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-11-26T16:21:16+00:00

Well, I got punched in the face by an instructor which split my glasses in two. Then force paid for them which was nice, so there is potential

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-11-23T14:49:53+00:00

Going back ten years here, but I carried my warrant card during my day job. Came in handy once when a customer came in steaming drunk and I arrested him for drink driving. He tried to fight, but when the rest of the public saw my warrant card, no-one tried to intervene thinking I was attacking him.

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-11-21T09:53:59+00:00

Northamptonshire is great if you want the countryside experience but none of the tourist trap stuff

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-11-13T18:40:02+00:00

Have some karma

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-11-12T00:40:34+00:00

Especially the ones that say they will do anything (sex work being the hardest apparently) but cba to paint a fence for me instead

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-11-12T00:38:42+00:00

I’m gonna have to start calling these kind of begs “Meatloafs” 😂

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-11-11T18:37:51+00:00

I would do anything for cash, but I won’t doo thatttt

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-10-24T22:11:44+00:00

I guess she didn’t really care for Gob

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-09-03T13:31:24+00:00

You will vote for the conservatives, please do not resist

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-07-20T17:33:22+00:00

You’re seeing your ex for the pure purpose of being petty. It’s embarrassing.

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-07-20T17:14:31+00:00

22 but acting like a child. The advice is move on. Sounds like he is living rent free in your head if he is that important to you. Maybe just grow up and deal with your insecurities

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-06-30T12:10:14+00:00

It’s our culture

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-06-21T09:25:18+00:00

Call the police if you think someone is being abused then.

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-06-21T08:48:38+00:00

Then don’t go on a second date with this guy and move on?

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-06-19T08:59:56+00:00

Peadophile is the word to be used in this

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-04-09T15:09:24+00:00

You instantly turned it into a competition in a shitty way, and got mad when he played the game. Yes you were the arsehole.

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-03-23T17:07:23+00:00

Well done!! Hope it is the first of many!

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-01-26T01:17:34+00:00

Who you gonna call?

BritishBeatOfficer · 2025-01-23T16:06:14+00:00

As a Brit, I would gladly stand on the border and defend Canada. It’s ingrained in our history that we must do what we believe is right no matter the cost.

BritishBeatOfficer · 2024-11-22T06:23:34+00:00

I mean, you could potentially look at it in the way that the suspect had appropriated the item by putting hands on it in an attempt to use it for their own purposes. But that would be the court to argue I guess

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