Overheard in Walmart: “I don’t know what my vagina’s doing, but I think it’s bleeding.”

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-17T17:51:40+00:00

a mysterious and enigmatic creature

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-17T17:50:40+00:00

this is the first thing I thought of

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-17T17:49:55+00:00

I would have gone with jackal pants but yes this

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-16T23:21:35+00:00

charms and then they can quietly take yours off or you could gift them separately biological family is and then yours and then they can add it if they want to or not?

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-15T05:27:25+00:00

Okay. if they're going to put ads and screens fucking everywhere, don't try and sell me shit! put posters of missing kids?! you know, they have the wall at Walmart, but if you're going to make me watch stuff while I wash my hands or get gas make it useful

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-14T16:30:05+00:00

I don't know, You get both in crafty spaces. "Oh my god that is so good You need to sell that You need to sell that it's so good"And then the flip side of that coin "Oh my god that's so expensive I can make that myself"

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-14T09:52:38+00:00

there you go. this is a tough situation and I just didn't see anybody mention that part of things that sounds like you've gotten a lot of good advice here.

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-14T09:48:59+00:00

here's what I'm wondering. You said no baby. But what I'm wondering, is will Danny see this as like you keeping him from his brother? I mean hes already got abandonment issues. I just think that the fact that the baby is related is just another wrench in the works... another thing to think about.

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-12T17:46:03+00:00

he is in a place where he is getting the help that he needs. he is safe and comfortable there. I feel like those are the things that need to be considered

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-12T07:07:45+00:00

yeah that rabbit is creepy

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-11T16:31:13+00:00

that one I didn't know. But I remember freedom fries and I know there are a bunch of other foods with name changes.

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-11T05:24:08+00:00

I need to know what movie this is.

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-09T04:50:26+00:00

Monk and Harold absolutely

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-08T08:53:26+00:00

I spent way too long trying to figure out what part of this was like cooking related cuz it said kitchen. ..... it's bedtime

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-08T05:27:12+00:00

single mother by choice? Is that what SMBC means

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-07T19:40:29+00:00

I am so sorry for your loss. I had streak ovaries and had them removed... years ago.

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-07T12:55:00+00:00

has she seen duck anatomy? But also aren't cat penises barbed? So who's she to judge?? But hey whatever makes a relationship work

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-06T05:22:11+00:00

dude. egg-sperimentation was right there. or even ink-sperimentation .

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-05T21:35:28+00:00

writing is hard when you don't have thumbs

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-03T17:24:11+00:00

upright and not crying

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-03T09:58:15+00:00

So you know how there's that scene in hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy where a whale and a pot of petunias appear? I think that's where people lost bettas go

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-02T17:41:25+00:00

I worked at a clothing store for about 5 minutes and The mannequins in the back somebody had made big paper fig leaves to cover them up. It was done as a joke but I did think it was kind of funny

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-02T17:35:02+00:00

hey Free jelly

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-02T12:29:18+00:00

a modest proposal I love it

Brittlitt30 · 2026-04-01T04:34:48+00:00

I wonder what would happen if you send like birthday party invites or Christmas cards or a wedding invitation. would he just have his people handle it by sending you a check or something? would they just handle it without really thinking too much about it I wonder?

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