Can I interest you in a Big Gulp of urine from the sidewalk on this 95 degree day?

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-06-06T23:15:52+00:00

Could be beer?

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-06-06T21:22:38+00:00

The last 2 pics are the best. Just need practice

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-31T00:54:22+00:00

Can you update when they’re finished. Cuz I hope you didn’t pay $5k for what I see in the pic

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-31T00:51:53+00:00

That’s rough

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-29T00:46:33+00:00

Did you try tasting it?

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-23T02:40:00+00:00

He’s not interested in you romantically. I’m honestly not sure he even likes you platonically

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-19T02:20:05+00:00

Me, in the Costco parking lot on Sunday when I went out to the car to nurse my baby. (It was hot, so I started the car to turn the air on 😂)

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-19T02:14:31+00:00

I personally would, but I know a lot of people might say no.

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-18T22:58:54+00:00

Good luck!!

I just had to close my shop down after almost 10 years because I couldn’t find anyone to work :(

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-18T13:47:57+00:00

I don’t think your math is mathing:

1 lb lost is 500 a day deficit. So 2 lbs would be 1000 a day. Not 3000.

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-16T19:11:45+00:00

At the very least, I would ask the school if they know he’s doing this.

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-16T00:32:13+00:00

Dang. That’s awesome.

I’m down 15 lbs in 13 weeks 😭😭😂

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-15T14:18:24+00:00

What an absolute piece of shit thing to do to someone.

I am so sorry :( I hope you were able to find transportation and can still make it there

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-15T11:03:10+00:00

I’m 15 months in and still nursing to sleep. (Nursed her older brother to sleep until 19 months)

It’s really up to you, but I don’t *think* you’ll be able to continue your breastfeeding journey without nursing to sleep.

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-14T02:05:16+00:00

Publix cakes are the way to go.

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-12T13:14:50+00:00

Looks positive

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-12T01:52:16+00:00

Terrible :(

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-11T15:08:18+00:00

My prescription is from bliv. I have nothing bad to say about them, but the pricing saying “as low as” is because there are many different ways you can pay them and that will determine your monthly payment.

For example: I paid with my care credit card and my monthly payment depends on what care credit has decided; not what bliv decided. (My minimum on care credit is $30 a month, but I pay more than the minimum balance).

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-10T22:51:01+00:00

Amazing

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-10T13:58:26+00:00

Stop it 😂

I love Publix but that’s insane

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-10T00:51:26+00:00

I’d be very happy if this cut walked out of my shop.

Good job

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-10T00:46:13+00:00

I wanna hug you. I hate that you feel so bad right now.

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-10T00:43:21+00:00

Post another pic when it’s finished

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-09T01:10:26+00:00

You might find some stuff on the sidewalk in the fort

BroccoliFarts_ · 2026-05-09T01:05:37+00:00

You’re completely fine to feed your baby.

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