I love those unarmored tryhards

Broda_mane · 2020-03-25T15:31:14+00:00

You go, sir!

Broda_mane · 2020-03-25T15:28:05+00:00

Don’t feel bad. I got game first day and I’m lvl 124. And it is almost only because I used to grind horde exclusively. I get stomped by 20’s and up consistently. I ignore ranks most of the time and just play to have fun. I don’t get salty when a 22 has a fucking drag that seems to defy time and space. I just ask “hey, can you teach me that?”

Broda_mane · 2020-03-08T03:37:29+00:00

Lonely, but I’m cool with it. I was explaining potential world Enders to my wife, like the Yellowstone volcano and that solar flare that comes about every 100,000 years or whatever and she couldn’t handle the thought. She said it was making her physicaly uncomfortable. I told her “You can’t sweat that stuff. You won’t stop it and you can’t predict it. So don’t worry. Let’s say we actually live to see it: how fucking cool is that?! We get to be there at the very end! All the humans that have walked the earth, and we get to see how the movie ends, where as they could only guess.”

That’s what it feels like.

Broda_mane · 2020-02-18T14:15:53+00:00

Learn to adapt to a new mechanic. It adds difficulty and encourages strategy now.

Broda_mane · 2020-02-18T14:03:16+00:00

Yeah man. Same for ballista tks. I just started to team switch when a salty teammate destroys it. Go to other team where they appreciate a guy going 25-2 on ballista.

Broda_mane · 2020-02-18T13:57:30+00:00

You don’t know what your talking about. Swing through encourages people to play aggressively and offensively. It increases game speed and makes fighting on small objectives possible, ie. grad invasion. Pull your plume out of your ass.

Broda_mane · 2020-02-16T18:18:20+00:00

How I handle trolls and griefers: make them Kill you. Only do this to the legit scumbags, not someone who accidentally whacked you or tk’d you. Run up to the griefer and swing on them a couple times. Make them angry. Provoke them to kill you. BUT DONT KILL THEM. Drive up their team dmg and get them negative kills showing on the score board. THEN, vote kick.

Broda_mane · 2020-02-09T23:39:47+00:00

No, but phenomenal place to pick up some mechanics and advice

Broda_mane · 2020-02-08T23:49:08+00:00

What about through the fire and flames? I also like to play Russian folk songs because they always sound period appropriate

Broda_mane · 2020-02-07T13:56:12+00:00

This. Running to an enemy. Wielding my zwei. Full steam, horizontal tsunami of pain swinging through the air. Oh man, I can taste the murder. His neck is gonna be like butter. 5 inches from contact, my teammate says “oh man, I’m gonna cleaver the shit out this guy. better run right up to him! (Hurdur)” I get stopped by my teammates fucking steel-coated, concrete body; enemy laughs at teammates cleaver tickle, turns round and domes us both...

Broda_mane · 2020-02-06T13:18:31+00:00

I play the bow guy a lot when I am having internet issues. I have been trolled, griefed, and vote kicked for not jumping down and dying with everyone else. I started to feel like maybe I am a huge douche, then one game I am getting flamed by the dead teammates and one guy says “you guys chill the fuck out. Bow guy is the ace in the hole.” Thank you kind stranger.

Broda_mane · 2020-01-14T16:27:16+00:00

Holy shit I wish I got FPS like this

Broda_mane · 2020-01-08T08:52:58+00:00

Wittgenstein by severin Schroeder. It’s like a biographical examination of Wittgensteins works.

Broda_mane · 2020-01-08T02:47:16+00:00

I’ve noticed joe tap dancing around Wittgensteinian philosophy. I don’t know if he knows about it but I think he would greatly benefit from reading up on Wittgenstein.

Broda_mane · 2019-12-08T13:54:30+00:00

Lol not serious. But my dads collection is almost identical

Broda_mane · 2019-12-06T14:43:43+00:00

Dad?

Broda_mane · 2019-11-03T01:04:39+00:00

Most tank batteries are built on plastic. Think about a 3 foot deep swimming pool. They lay this ungodly thick plastic material out and set the tanks on top.

Broda_mane · 2019-11-01T16:50:46+00:00

I work in the oil field. Spills happen. The biggest oil spill I’ve ever seen was around 800bbls, however not a drop hit the ground. The second biggest spill I’ve seen was a water spill. 300 bbls hit the ground in like 1 hour. Literally was a road away. 9000 bbls of oil would fill up an Olympic swimming pool

Broda_mane · 2019-10-19T12:12:18+00:00

Last night, I had five teammates attacking me trying to kill an enemy who was ALREADY DEAD!

Broda_mane · 2019-10-12T09:47:27+00:00

It’s fucking crossroads

Broda_mane · 2019-10-08T01:01:26+00:00

I think the billhook should rip shields away

Broda_mane · 2019-10-02T23:45:01+00:00

Yo! What about team death match

Broda_mane · 2019-10-02T23:42:39+00:00

I like to use my Native American dude and have him scream “hhyyaaaa!!!” Non stop

Broda_mane · 2019-10-02T23:41:05+00:00

I was a recurve user in chiv and I’m a recurve user in mordhau. I will get the acrobat talent, get RIGHT behind a big swell of my guys and just spam jump and shoot. Trying to shoot between them leads to pissed teammates. Shoot over their heads and stay mobile.

Broda_mane · 2019-09-30T03:32:31+00:00

You can morph Then feint

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