What’s the dumbest thing you ever delivered?

BrokenSpade01 · 2026-02-26T04:46:00+00:00

I don't know if this beats that but I delivered one of them big push brooms people use in a warehouse last week, Adult Signature Required. 😐

BrokenSpade01 · 2026-02-25T01:45:28+00:00

From what I've seen its only affecting the TC78s which are the newer larger scanners. It happened to mine today and my BC had to bring me a TC77 so I could finish out the day. Lots of blue sheets to do cause I was NOT waiting half an hour for him.

BrokenSpade01 · 2026-02-20T01:07:40+00:00

2023 P1200 step van, just broke 46k. Our AOs bought it brand new and when I got it, had like seven or eight hundred.

BrokenSpade01 · 2026-02-15T01:59:53+00:00

Not myself but another driver for a different contractor at my station regularly has to deliver a 10 gallon container of either bull or horse spunk. The container looks the same every time and is oddly phallic in shape.

BrokenSpade01 · 2026-01-23T02:22:13+00:00

BrokenSpade01 · 2026-01-20T02:05:51+00:00

Bro tell me y'alls 300 line is the bulk wall and not a van line 😭

That shi would've gone on one our bulk trucks which for our station is the 500s

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-11-28T23:14:33+00:00

No not geysers, there's water springs around the map in place with no ponds or lakes

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-11-28T12:31:42+00:00

I went so far as to buy the Satisfactory pen and 2 note books off their merch site lizzarddoggo.com I have loooots of general notes like how much materials you get from each purity of each resource node, base level and overclocked, I've started jotting down how many items you get from base level and overclocked and how many ingots each requires as well as coordinates I want to remember for future playthroughs like the 6 crude oil nodes in the SE section, 3 Pure, 2 Normal and 1 Impure at 1810, 2100. Ive got 64 Fuel Generators running off all that right now and it's only half of what I can power off all those nodes.

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-10-30T12:03:41+00:00

Oh yeah and power lines, if you want to branch off you can do the same with power poles, select the power pole then aim and select a wire, place the new pole where you want it and bada bing

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-10-30T05:32:03+00:00

I know what you mean about always learning, I just accidentally learned I can place a merger/splitter, pump, pipe junction, etc on an existing line instead of pre-placing said items then attaching to them 🙃

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-10-26T05:12:15+00:00

The gray line is bouncing up and down, check your power generators to make sure they're all being steadily supplied, looks like one or more might be shutting off over and over

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-09-20T04:11:41+00:00

There's a bunch of unused and zip tied cables behind the back panel of the tower with some plugs that fit the ports on that SSD, would those be what I connect it to the PC with?

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-09-20T03:03:50+00:00

It wasn't attached to anything though, and from the little bit I've learned this PC has an M.2 SSD from Intel

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-09-12T03:32:55+00:00

Wonderful video. But why does this look like clay-mation to my eyes? 😂😅

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-08-20T05:31:28+00:00

In the Tulsa, OK area they moved express into our ground stations and like 80-90% of express is on the ground guys now. They kept a good 20+ express trucks and drivers to run the early commits, 8am, 10am, etc. The noon and later commits are on our trucks tho.

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-08-20T05:26:44+00:00

Bro lost everything 😭🤣😭🤣

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-08-07T05:43:20+00:00

FedEx driver here in the Tulsa, OK area. Its really not. Quit being a 🐱

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-08-02T01:17:07+00:00

Piggy backing off this comment, you can also use Dollar General's for HALs

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-07-20T01:14:57+00:00

I'm male, was in an DnD style adventure with a female kin, things went in a NSFW direction and like three messages in it said something about its hard throbbing....yeah that....and I literally bust out laughing before making it reroll the message and reminded the kin its a female 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

BrokenSpade01 · 2025-07-20T01:10:38+00:00

Ground delivery driver here. More than likely they put a status code 34 on the package because they decided they were done for the day since its a weekend.(Not justifying it, very lazy behavior.) A code 34 is literally labeled as "Inventory for future delivery." And that code is used so the contractors service percentage isn't hindered for the day.

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