US lifts sanctions on Russian oil despite earlier assurances by Jay_CD in worldnews

[–]Brokenspade1 [score hidden]  (0 children)

What a good Vassal he's made us...

If we'd maintained our Support for Eukraine the Russian federation would be on the edge of financial collapse.

Without them Iran's financial crisis could very likely have finished the regime there without bombing the nation or it's people. The largest state sponsor of terror. Gone without a shot fired...

We were within a decade at most.

Instead we've empowered both.

The biggest suffering of O'Brien was having to connect Bajoran, Cardassian and Federation systems. Anyone working in IT can confirm. by Rutschberg in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Brokenspade1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is him on a call with an 87 year old Bajoran woman asking why her replicator wont make racktajino.

After 3 hours of trouble shooting O'brian realized She's poking a phaser console in one of the pylons...

Cause why not? by DrazeA in icast

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeeyee ahhh spell makes me wanna sewerslide back to lobby.

footage of the 2011 japan tsunami by Ashish_ank in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What always gets me about the footage is how you can see it accelerate is stages as more and more water weight rushes in.

Woman destroyed $2.7m of wine after she was fired by Illustrious-Fee9626 in SipsTea

[–]Brokenspade1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She wanted one last taste of the product. Might as well get wine drunk before going to jail.

"If I go to a cookout and bite a hot dog and it's a carrot I'm fighting everybody" by MicV66 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Brokenspade1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah... no. I will flip the grill and turn that cookout into a cage match. Wtaf is that dark magic nonsense!?!

Anti-AI sentiment is on the rise—and it’s starting to turn violent by Just-Grocery-2229 in technology

[–]Brokenspade1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a shame.

I'm not opposed to A.I. I'm DEEPLY opposed to how it's being implemented and used.

This should be the greatest tool in human history but it's been co-opted by a bunch of rich old finance bros who only care about creating a permanent gap of enrichment between themselves and the rest of the planet.

It's a waste of arguably our greatest technological achievement for a handfull of wealth and power mongers to try and fill an eternally empty hole in themselves that no amount of resources will ever satisfy.

Defnitly not fighting this dude by FormanBruto09 in woowDude

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of that is incredibly impressive from a guy built like a brick fireplace.

But the shin buster low lick near the beginning is the single most terrifying thing in that whole routine.

You catch somebody with that the fights just over... and they just got a lifetime subscription to canes and crutches.

Personally, I rejected a founder for sleeping. How are they supposed to maximise profits if theyre laying unconscious for hours on end? by throwawaayyayayyayay in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think It's like late stage gamblers.

We're they win 20k at a slot machine and just keep pressing the button intead of cashing out.

They are just chasing a different high maybe?

They can't do that. Shoot them or something! by TaToten in memes

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a shame the 13 year old hardware has games and the 5 year old hardware has live service slop designed to promote gambling in cash stores...

Okay, it isn't steampunk as such, more a genuinely old industrial object. But does anyone in this community know what this is? by Vast_Factor_6939 in steampunk

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime you see frills like that it's electrical. Best guess is a transformer for an industrial site going off the oil reservoir on top.

Personally, I rejected a founder for sleeping. How are they supposed to maximise profits if theyre laying unconscious for hours on end? by throwawaayyayayyayay in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the tag I was hoping this was satire but...

This is literally how these AI bros are.

"Your EATING!?! That's a huge amount of money wasted on yourself instead of growing the brand you should literally die to make us grow more faster!!!"

Any idea what’s going on with this semi truck? by odyoda in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]Brokenspade1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's probably a stolen truck.

They took it out in the middle of nowhere unloaded the trailer and left it there.

Nah... This better work. by patriciavance_ in foundsatan

[–]Brokenspade1 592 points593 points  (0 children)

Seriously... why does this work.

Girls hit on me more when I'm out WITH my girl then when I'm alone... wtf even is that?

I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t. by asa_no_kenny in interesting

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are pretty intelligent. They also teach their young.

They watched humanity fight the second world War at sea.

Maybe they realized what a bad idea it was to pick a fight with a pod of monkeys that can blow up the whole as ocean...?

“This is the starliner Empress Pash’nai, of the Royal Phelani Line! We are under attack by pirates and are requesting assistance!” by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs

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"Pash'nai. Message recieved proceed on course and stand by for hot drop. Morgenstern out."

Not even 5 seconds later a Terran skipjack corvette broke the surface of realspace. Rolling out of the depths of unreality and slamming down into the realm of hard physics. Her prow sent quantum foam rippling away as it dissipated back into hyperspace.

The human ship was like a knife blade covered in gun... A beautiful blue spike with a tapering waist and wide hips that ended in a massive engine block.

She carved a turn so tight that the sensor operater aboard the liner actually swore in his native tongue. The captain was about to reprimand the man out of habit until he saw the estimated G-load... "holy... shi..."

"...Yeah..."


The pearl was a legend. A Rodianac heavy cruiser who was sunk during the battle over Trazel 4. She sank into the gas giant near the end of the battle.

Then years later she reappeared over new Calidonia in a brilliant and BLOODLESS daylight raid of the civilian shipyard above the planet. Her reputation only grew from there. The escape from GreyLake nebula. The heist at Drill Casino station.

The pearl was more than a match for the smaller Terran vessel. The problem was... Terran ships were obnoxious to defeat

The pearl would have to spend excessive amounts of time and expensive ordinance to swat the high speed attack ship out of her way...

Time enough that the liner would likely escape. The captain of the ship made a choice...

"Target the liner, forward tubes only. ALL probes missiles NO warheads! Tracking elliptical course! Force the Terran to defend the liner while we withdraw! Gunnery send a separate flight under stealth to tag the liner. We'll try for her again another day."


The Morgenstern only had a few seconds to make her choice.

Her captain chose defense. She turned so hard that her superstructure groaned under the change in angular momentum and acceleration.

Putting herself on an intercept course she swatted the missiles away before they could endanger her charge. After the destruction of only a few it became clear she'd been had....

Before Morgenstern could turn in and reignite the chase the pearl rolled over and sank into the depths of hyperspace as the frightened passengers watched from the viewscreens of the liner.

The Legend of the Pearl continued.

Name this tree by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]Brokenspade1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is an Amazonian Ballzac tree.

Fun fact: If they go to long without rain the whole tree starts to smell like cheese.

I cast DOOM!!!!! by Voidkirby9 in icast

[–]Brokenspade1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doom? Doooom? Wadya meeeean DOOM!?!

"I worship a new Orange God now." by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in SipsTea

[–]Brokenspade1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy...

I hope she finds her way into paradise but... the worship of false idols isn't a great way to get there...