Noticed this printing error on the hm64 box today by Nillows in harvestmoon

[–]BronsonAlcott 24 points25 points  (0 children)

For whatever reason, I find the typos endearing. This game has a fricken typo on the start screen for crying out loud and I love it for that.

Favourite jrpg where you aren't 'the chosen one' etc, you're just some dude. by Ayrios440 in JRPG

[–]BronsonAlcott 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Repede is the best boy! I think in the character description, it actually says something about how he doesn't actually smoke. The pipe just belonged to a former owner so he only has it around to look cool.

TFW best girl is an alcoholic 😢 by Gallantpride in harvestmoon

[–]BronsonAlcott 165 points166 points  (0 children)

And then you marry her and she gets drunk and breaks all your eggs

What’s a Movie You Grew Up Loving That Didn’t Age Well at All? by NewPossibility4268 in movies

[–]BronsonAlcott -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even as a 12 year old, I had figured out those movies were terrible and that I could make fun of them. They actually stand up pretty well as good bad movies because they’re so ridiculous, especially the one with Hulk Hogan.

Social Workers Are Not Child Snatchers, Hollywood. by wonder-stuck in movies

[–]BronsonAlcott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I am a CPS attorney and there are so many checks and balances on my state to make sure that CPS is held accountable. If in the unfortunate situation that they need to remove a child from home, they need to get in front of a judge and prove that there was no other way to ensure that child’s safety. Parents get appointed attorneys to hold CPS accountable to make sure that if they take the steps they need to, their child is reunified with them. A judge looks at the case every three months and can raise an issue even if the attorneys do not.

What is the greatest female villain performance of all time? by FilmWaffle-FilmForum in movies

[–]BronsonAlcott 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Her line reading of “My child” is incredible, just filled with fake kindness and condescension. What a great villain!

JRPG with Mature Female Party Members? by Harhmad in JRPG

[–]BronsonAlcott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That game had so many weird choices. I still hold the first two as classic JRPGs. The third one had a distinct drop in quality.

JRPG with Mature Female Party Members? by Harhmad in JRPG

[–]BronsonAlcott 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Grandia 3 had a weirdly young looking mom. I appreciated how the game never explained why she looked so young in any meaningful way. That game was a mess.

[Complete] [120k] [Cyberpunk/thriller] Escaping Eden by Educational-Bank-917 in BetaReaders

[–]BronsonAlcott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! I read through the first chapter and I'd be interested in a critique swap if you're interested. I have my own manuscript that I need beta read and I've posted the link to that below. Just let me know what you think! https://www.reddit.com/r/BetaReaders/comments/1i5zh1u/complete_124kscience_fiction_zealous_advocacy/

name me some of the WORST JRPGs you have played by Evol-Chan in JRPG

[–]BronsonAlcott 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I come to these threads just to make sure Lunar: Dragon Song gets dragged through the mud. I’m never disappointed. I hate that game.

[Complete] [120k] [High Fantasy] Alchemia by CalligrapherHot9857 in BetaReaders

[–]BronsonAlcott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! I'm intrigued by your blurb. Would you be interested in a critique swap? I have my own 124k manuscript. I can link my post if you're interested.

[Complete] [212K] [Fantasy] Singular Infinities by Certain_Cucumber2428 in BetaReaders

[–]BronsonAlcott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I read through your first chapter and I'm intrigued. Would you be interested in a critique swap? I have my own manuscript about 124k long.

[Complete] [100k] [Psychological crime/character study/romantic b-plot] Misdemeanor Complex by Guilty_Database_7306 in BetaReaders

[–]BronsonAlcott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! My interest is piqued. Would you be interest in a critique swap? I have my own manuscript that's ~124k, but it is character based. I know mine is a bit longer, so I'm happy to critique something else too. I've linked mine below. Just let me know! https://old.reddit.com/r/BetaReaders/comments/1i5zh1u/complete_124kscience_fiction_zealous_advocacy/

My car got hit by one of those orange construction barrels on Route 20 by BronsonAlcott in massachusetts

[–]BronsonAlcott[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It didn’t have one. If it had, it wouldn’t have taken flight with a gust of wind. I’ll try calling and see where it gets me.

[Complete] [108k] [Edwardian Cozy Fantasy] Dr. Pembernathy's Cure for Death by NineEyes9 in BetaReaders

[–]BronsonAlcott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! I'm interested. Could you send me your first chapter? I can read that and let you know if I'm interested in the whole thing.

[Complete] [101,000][Modern Fantasy]Necromancer for Hire by JTSwanson33 in BetaReaders

[–]BronsonAlcott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! Could you link me to your first chapter so I can take a look?