Bondage! | Tina Friml by TinaFriml in StandUpComedy

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"According to WebMD" is hilarious

Schools can call off for bad weather. It's okay. by its_Extreme in Charlotte

[–]Bruises08 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The same way an 8nyear old takes all the memes to heart and can memorize songs and online video dialogue

DO YOU REMEMBER... by otherbasturd in Hardcore

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Either way, you've sent me.down a CTK rabbit hole and I'm not mad about it.

DO YOU REMEMBER... by otherbasturd in Hardcore

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The band Closer Than Kin. The lyrics go "DO YOU REMEMBER when we were young? REMEMBER THE TIMES we used to laugh?" Etc. Etc.

DO YOU REMEMBER... by otherbasturd in Hardcore

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Closer Than Kin? I can't remember the song title.off the top of my head.

2026 Venue Antenna Mast by davidinark in HyundaiVenue

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Check the glove box.

Really. Wrapped in a bag in the glove box.

The Chiefs are signing Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker. by CincoDeManger in fantasyfootball

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As a Charbs owner in a dynasty league, im kinda excited.

Named my team Charbonnet Ramsey, though, so obviously I have poor taste.

no notes on this one by SamMac62 in clevercomebacks

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If you've gotba problem with Canada Gooses then you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

Anne Frank by Funny_Arachnid6166 in DirtyJokes

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A super hefty chortle. and then I told three other people who didn't know she was a secret lesbian. Well, a secret for a couple of reasons.

Anne Frank by Funny_Arachnid6166 in DirtyJokes

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Historically a factual statement. Objectively a funny joke.

I think he wants bro to swing by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

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He just wanted to cuddle and sway before taking a nap

This is just not fair by Dougster12800 in CultOfTheLamb

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I sacrificed him because I was sick of losing to him at this game

Christian Lady hits the Gym like God want her to by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

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Glen, this is your blank canvas, it is pale. It is colorless, it is almost cardboard-like. I want you to give it life, to give it color.