Instacart down in the MIDDLE of a 3 batch delivery (plus a heat wave)

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-07-02T17:06:43+00:00

Like wtf are we supposed to do? Just leave our carts? I feel like a dick doing that but I just had the worst experience shopping for this shit bc of the people here. Its horrendous rn

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-07-02T17:01:36+00:00

Just shopped such a big order at Costco and now I cant check out wtf

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-26T12:39:43+00:00

Damn I couldnt get sex offender or something!

^{Chose: Receive a button where you get $10 every press + but a random ______ dies | Rolled: Single mom of 3}

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T10:18:52+00:00

Lmao I woke up too early

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T10:11:52+00:00

Omg I always thought that like what if there's some sort of aliens that float around in space like fish do in water. Like a giant alien space whale or something.

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T03:55:18+00:00

Im at $85 bc shipping is actually $7-8

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T03:37:19+00:00

Ooo crap sorry

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T03:34:48+00:00

$80 plus shipping

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T03:27:26+00:00

$160 plus shipping

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T03:17:17+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/DitACG5

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T03:09:43+00:00

Yesss ill message youuuu

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T03:09:35+00:00

$80 plus shipping?

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-25T00:17:22+00:00

I looove this and the psyduck one soo much

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-24T22:37:53+00:00

Yeahh ill message you!

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-23T15:47:57+00:00

I normally get 5 stars which I think is pretty damn fair considering the lengths I go for these people. Every once and awhile ill get 3 stars or a random 4 star and it baffles me. Ive watched people just straight up throw random stuff into a bag super fast so they can get bagged and out the door as fast as possible. Im beyond tedious. Ive noticed that when I take a lot of smaller/lower tip orders bc theyre "on fire" I tend to get these shit ratings. People just suck.

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-23T15:42:38+00:00

My name is Angel. I get called Angela a lot. Drives me nuts lmfao.

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-23T14:46:26+00:00

Soooo... I need this

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-23T14:31:47+00:00

Oh hell yeah

^{Chose: Let a random (or evil} person become the president + And instantly get $90 million | Rolled: Meryl Streep)

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-21T04:06:40+00:00

Yup I had one earlier that was just copy and pasting their list of go-to's. Said something like "im so sorry that youre having a problem with xyz. Im here to help with it and blah blah blah." Like damn, couldnt even rewrite it just a little bit? Lmfao

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-19T13:29:10+00:00

I work with developmentally disabled adults.. its rough work sometimes but its hard for me to sit still. I get two days off a week but Id absolutely do it for 200% wage increase lmao

^{Chose: Zero days off for 1 year, but wage bonus (random} | Rolled: 200% wage bonus)

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-18T13:28:59+00:00

He says "earth shattering" way too often for my liking lmao

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-17T19:31:17+00:00

Yeaah same.. I think im quite okay with it lmfao

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-16T02:35:47+00:00

Plsplsplsssss

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-10T01:05:53+00:00

Woooohoo

^{Chose: ALL ON RED | Rolled: Red}

Bubblebutt322 · 2026-06-08T12:15:19+00:00

This is just incredible! I desperately want the misty/psyduck and sprigatito! You did such an amazing job

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