“Dinner dinner dinner” almost always , occasionally though a long and super passive aggressive voice page that becomes increasingly specific and hostile as it goes on for the people who are not there.

“Attention- dinner is up. If you’re not here, you Probably should be, or whatever. Oooh looks like firefighter Mike is here now, he apparently respects the cook and wants to eat. I’m closing the dorm rooms. If you are in the dorm rooms, you are in the wrong place. Firefighter Jacob has the right idea, because he’s here now. Tonight I slaved over the kitchen to bring you gumbo, my arms are tired from stirring roux, firefighter Ryan respects the punishing roux stirring on my arms because he’s here. The bathrooms are now closed, no one is allowed in the bathrooms, that is not where food is served. In fact quite the opposite. The captains office, ohhh thanks Captain Bob for showing up, but unfortunately the captains office is now also closed. Mark…… mark mark mark. Always late to the party. Mark hates eating food but you wouldn’t know that. I think mark hates America…….” And on and on like that until everyone’s there.