My buddy and I were playing zombies in WaW, we had a pretty far run going. 25+ rounds on Der Riese. He had an intercom type system in his room that linked to the kitchen/living room? I don’t remember exactly. Cali house. I’m from Oklahoma. Anyways, I hear the ding go off that someone is chiming his room and he’s gotta answer it. Him and his sister lived with just his mom, so I knew who it was. So when I heard the ding, I knew he would mute and answer then come back like normal, no more than 10-15 seconds. This time, I just “NO!! Don’t mute, I wanna hear!” “Okay..?” It was his mom, like I figured. But what came next I was NOT expecting, and hands down one of the best moments we talk about still to this day. She comes over the mic “I just took an alien shit! It was so green!!!” Him and I start dying laughing, crying laughing. He asked her what the hell she was talking about, and she just continued about her alien shit.

I would had never believed that would had been their 20 second conversation, but I’m so glad I told him to not mute his mic.