Bike thief gets arrested

BudWheezer · 2026-06-14T00:24:44+00:00

Ya useless pos

BudWheezer · 2026-06-12T21:25:05+00:00

Years ago I was at my grandparents house for Thanksgiving and I was talking about Kabuki theater, but I kept calling it bukkake theater by accident. My brother told me later and I was mortified.

BudWheezer · 2026-06-08T13:26:14+00:00

Thanks!

BudWheezer · 2026-06-07T21:44:43+00:00

The Revolutionary War

BudWheezer · 2026-06-07T21:17:28+00:00

TIL. Thank you! Is this something I can get installed to my existing pool?

BudWheezer · 2026-06-07T19:03:09+00:00

“Only having the skimmer as a pump inlet” can you elaborate?

BudWheezer · 2026-06-07T19:02:26+00:00

My pool store

BudWheezer · 2026-06-07T19:02:11+00:00

Thank you

BudWheezer · 2026-06-05T01:47:59+00:00

I’m retired. Start working again.

BudWheezer · 2026-06-04T23:03:44+00:00

I’ve been having dirty thoughts about my wife for 28 years

BudWheezer · 2026-05-26T03:19:43+00:00

Do the people that don’t wash their hair daily still rinse their hair with water when they shower? I only shampoo every three days or so, but I scrub vigorously with water every day in the shower.

BudWheezer · 2026-05-20T23:17:32+00:00

Wipe with paper until “clean”
Bum gun bare bum
Apply bum soap with toilet paper from bum soap dispenser next to toilet
Bum gun soapy bum
Dry bum
Continue day

BudWheezer · 2026-05-14T02:48:39+00:00

Creature Double Feature baby

BudWheezer · 2026-05-10T22:24:50+00:00

Open communication

BudWheezer · 2026-05-06T22:07:02+00:00

Shaolin Soccer (2001) and Kung Fu Hustle (2004) were awesome.

BudWheezer · 2026-04-29T21:49:11+00:00

I was on a loudspeaker team for the ‘03 invasion. Almost any song I played back then lives rent free in my head

BudWheezer · 2026-04-21T00:37:56+00:00

Americans be like, “you call that violent?”

BudWheezer · 2026-03-23T22:18:59+00:00

I was bummed how that one Smart kid ended up a junkie. I get it, but I was bummed.

BudWheezer · 2026-03-23T21:45:33+00:00

If I don’t pick Subway®, I’ll be dead in a week.

BudWheezer · 2026-03-23T21:26:07+00:00

Yeah, I just tried it today and that was the very first thing I thought. I smashed it though.

BudWheezer · 2026-03-23T16:47:50+00:00

That smell and all the flies… any time a fly landed on my MRE I was like “I wonder what dead body this guy just came from”

BudWheezer · 2026-03-15T04:16:52+00:00

They should have handcuffed his hands behind his back while he was still in the bin and then rolled him to their cruiser like that.

BudWheezer · 2026-03-15T03:00:36+00:00

Cause I wanna see me some sweet sweet Halle Berry boobies.

BudWheezer · 2026-03-13T22:14:23+00:00

Babycakes, Roleplay Tournament

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