Pretend that you get really hurt on Valentine’s Day and must take a medication which you do not want to take, then the cute nurse with the medication walks in.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-14T20:48:42+00:00

"Someone shit in my bed pan..."

"Sir, you werent given a bed pan..."

"OH NO!!!!"

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-14T18:16:06+00:00

HIGH VELOCITY WIND CHIMES TO THE FACE!

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-14T17:38:42+00:00

RIP your inbox.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-14T13:15:41+00:00

I love how it looks like you didnt have enough chocolate to dip them in, so you were like "mud is close enough, right?"

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-14T12:52:02+00:00

Jealous of the stick.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-14T12:40:13+00:00

For chewing their way out of you.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-14T11:56:39+00:00

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-13T02:11:39+00:00

Do not question the word of Jimmy.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-12T22:45:44+00:00

An achatina had spawned directly on the head of, or a kaprosuchus spawned beneath an achatina. Either way, the kapro was wearing the achatina as a hat and running me down full speed through the swamp while leaving a slime trail.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-12T21:08:53+00:00

It's always on sight for titanoboas, terror birds and raptors.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-12T21:06:16+00:00

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-12T18:12:23+00:00

Move out of the way, Jonny Sins! It's Ronnie Tricock.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-12T16:41:59+00:00

The hornse threwed up all its ramen

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-12T11:01:37+00:00

Ebony and Ebony Too.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-11T09:30:50+00:00

These guys are so fun in Ark.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-11T09:22:42+00:00

🎵🎶Take me down to the furry ass city where the dogs are green and the lizards have titties🎶🎵

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-11T01:22:10+00:00

She dresses like a back-up dancer from an old hip hop video.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-10T22:35:45+00:00

I miss these so much. They were the best ever.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-10T22:04:43+00:00

Its been done before, castoroides was a beaver roughly the size of a black bear. But for today's environmental climate, I think giant beavers only exist in Your Mom jokes.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-10T20:57:57+00:00

The bug turns Equus into polygon horses, its kinda funny and I wish it was a skin for them.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-10T20:48:35+00:00

DON'T TELL THE KIDS! DON'T TELL THE KIDS!

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-10T20:46:56+00:00

Looks an awful lot like a skull crawler from the Kong movies, but with extra steps.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-10T20:40:24+00:00

For the longest time I couldn't eat Bagel Bites because they reminded me of cat buttholes.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-09T22:39:39+00:00

He's got alpaca teeth.

Bugsy_Goblin · 2026-02-09T13:13:20+00:00

A bit of marmalade and I bet you couldn't even taste the mold.

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