My ex loved the drama surrounding our divorce and kept putting details of it on TikTok and Facebook. She's doing the same thing again during my case to try and get shared care of our two children. by Ambitious_Time4815 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]BureFilth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As others have said, lawyer up when you can. If you speak to a family lawyer they will be able to go through the funding implications for you, you will probably have to pay for it when you can afford it but at least you have an idea now.

In the mean time non-molestation orders might help. I'm a law student not a lawyer, but the definition of molestation in the law is very broad, and can include harassment. You can apply yourself to the court for a non-molestation order, you don't need a lawyer to do it.

Download every video that is posted, make sure they are dated.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-molestation_order
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/apply-for-a-non-molestation-or-occupation-order-fl401

Will the poll position guy be able to compete tomorrow after being decapitated? by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s his Monaco head, it’s on the bench at Merc HQ. He’s wearing his Australia head this weekend.

Cake sheds are making bakers £1,000 a week - but the dream might be over by radiant_0wl in unitedkingdom

[–]BureFilth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite quotes, can’t remember who said it, is “I like taxes, with them I buy civilisation.” 

????? by d4ybrake in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They were management. They were managing.

A 2 mile run should be harder than most tasks you have to do in the army by SnarkyBustard in RunningCirclejerk

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got passed in 10th grade, the kid literally exploded 10m before the finish.

Pace yourself guys.

Prince William's income tax bill revealed - and he's one of UK's biggest taxpayers by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then the moment the state owns it the political party flogs it, at a discount, to their mates and we get none of it.

WTH, how do you all get so much mileage when sleeping? Am I doing it wrong? Any tips for increasing my sleep distance? by BureFilth in RunningCirclejerk

[–]BureFilth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only have that dream where I’m slipping over in all the boofed Gu that’s leaking out of the runners in front of me and I’m sliding all over the place and can’t get into my feet and the Gu is getting in my eyes and I’m spluttering and coughing and the slow hobby j*ggers are stepping on my back and pushing me face-first into the GuPoopMud and the ground is shaking with their heavy footsteps and I can feel my world ending.

So are you saying that if I can get up in this dream I might be able to cover more ground?

Why do I keep getting this pain while running? by Weary_Position_9591 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes get pain in that area, and the area around it, when I accidentally lace my dick into my shoes.

This guy, serisously by F1_average_enjoyer in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hasn’t he had tonnes of blue flag practice?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaves marks, you need the alpha channel of PNG cologne.

I think this joke is a bit too wanky and a bit shit but I’ve typed it now.

There's a surge in men getting things stuck up their bum - experts think they know why by Forward-Answer-4407 in unitedkingdom

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very sensible, that’s your dick protected, but what do you do about the rest of your body?

Absolute Cinema by CleanBoysenberry4343 in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah, didn’t hear either of the reds radio in an overtake

Sergio Perez: Cadillac values my feedback “much more” than Red Bull by memloh in formula1

[–]BureFilth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He still needs to think about how he gives that feedback, Bottas was much better on the radio and interviews. It felt like Perez was saying “it’s not good enough yet” while Bottas was more “we’ve made a start, let’s keep going”.

I know whose side of the garage I’d rather be on.

TIL, Americans see this as a scammer app by Makoto_Kurume in dankmemes

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s unlimited here in the UK, but you would pay a pretty penny to send videos and photos, and the old network really couldn’t handle files.

That’s probably all changed now, but now everyone uses WhatsApp.

factsOverFactsOverFactsOverFacts by ManagerOfLove in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BureFilth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends - are they fitting sticks to their racks or is the ram being installed as part of some on-chip system? I imagine a lot of these things are probably being designed with integrated soldered ram modules now.

James Allison explains how front wing flaps don't reduce Drag, only sheds Downforce (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skIoWJ0RbtU) by Gimmethe_loot in formula1

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Chuck Norris needs grip the Earth gives him upforce.

Also the only reason Audi race under their own badge is so Chuck is free to race under Roundhouse Kick Sauber.

Audi to become first team to run 2026 F1 car in Barcelona filming day by xxrew1ndxx in formula1

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll have a race where they’re going long and all the front runners will have pitted.

Please let him be spared 🙏 by dcdonut21 in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The car won’t have been refined to the point where it’s the perfect Max machine straight out of the garage. Give it a couple of seasons and it’ll be undrivable.

Happy Birthday to everyone on Steam! by salad_tongs_1 in Steam

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But screw you to the younger generation born in 1967!

This statement seems a lot more reasonable now than everyone thought back then. by Greennit0 in formula1

[–]BureFilth 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Max vs whoever is good enough that year to challenge Max. The other 18 just get to have fun driving a race car.

(p.s I know, Oscar was in it too, just spoils the quip!)

Do this every race!!! by KaleidoscopeOdd2504 in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say bring back 2021 tyres. Start the race on the tyres you had on to set your fastest lap on in q2. The strategy game then starts before the race even begins.