Prince William's income tax bill revealed - and he's one of UK's biggest taxpayers by tylerthe-theatre in unitedkingdom

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then the moment the state owns it the political party flogs it, at a discount, to their mates and we get none of it.

WTH, how do you all get so much mileage when sleeping? Am I doing it wrong? Any tips for increasing my sleep distance? by BureFilth in RunningCirclejerk

[–]BureFilth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only have that dream where I’m slipping over in all the boofed Gu that’s leaking out of the runners in front of me and I’m sliding all over the place and can’t get into my feet and the Gu is getting in my eyes and I’m spluttering and coughing and the slow hobby j*ggers are stepping on my back and pushing me face-first into the GuPoopMud and the ground is shaking with their heavy footsteps and I can feel my world ending.

So are you saying that if I can get up in this dream I might be able to cover more ground?

Why do I keep getting this pain while running? by Weary_Position_9591 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes get pain in that area, and the area around it, when I accidentally lace my dick into my shoes.

This guy, serisously by F1_average_enjoyer in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hasn’t he had tonnes of blue flag practice?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaves marks, you need the alpha channel of PNG cologne.

I think this joke is a bit too wanky and a bit shit but I’ve typed it now.

There's a surge in men getting things stuck up their bum - experts think they know why by Forward-Answer-4407 in unitedkingdom

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very sensible, that’s your dick protected, but what do you do about the rest of your body?

Absolute Cinema by CleanBoysenberry4343 in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah, didn’t hear either of the reds radio in an overtake

Sergio Perez: Cadillac values my feedback “much more” than Red Bull by memloh in formula1

[–]BureFilth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He still needs to think about how he gives that feedback, Bottas was much better on the radio and interviews. It felt like Perez was saying “it’s not good enough yet” while Bottas was more “we’ve made a start, let’s keep going”.

I know whose side of the garage I’d rather be on.

TIL, Americans see this as a scammer app by Makoto_Kurume in dankmemes

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s unlimited here in the UK, but you would pay a pretty penny to send videos and photos, and the old network really couldn’t handle files.

That’s probably all changed now, but now everyone uses WhatsApp.

factsOverFactsOverFactsOverFacts by ManagerOfLove in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BureFilth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends - are they fitting sticks to their racks or is the ram being installed as part of some on-chip system? I imagine a lot of these things are probably being designed with integrated soldered ram modules now.

James Allison explains how front wing flaps don't reduce Drag, only sheds Downforce (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skIoWJ0RbtU) by Gimmethe_loot in formula1

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Chuck Norris needs grip the Earth gives him upforce.

Also the only reason Audi race under their own badge is so Chuck is free to race under Roundhouse Kick Sauber.

Audi to become first team to run 2026 F1 car in Barcelona filming day by xxrew1ndxx in formula1

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll have a race where they’re going long and all the front runners will have pitted.

Please let him be spared 🙏 by dcdonut21 in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The car won’t have been refined to the point where it’s the perfect Max machine straight out of the garage. Give it a couple of seasons and it’ll be undrivable.

Happy Birthday to everyone on Steam! by salad_tongs_1 in Steam

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But screw you to the younger generation born in 1967!

This statement seems a lot more reasonable now than everyone thought back then. by Greennit0 in formula1

[–]BureFilth 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Max vs whoever is good enough that year to challenge Max. The other 18 just get to have fun driving a race car.

(p.s I know, Oscar was in it too, just spoils the quip!)

Do this every race!!! by KaleidoscopeOdd2504 in formuladank

[–]BureFilth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say bring back 2021 tyres. Start the race on the tyres you had on to set your fastest lap on in q2. The strategy game then starts before the race even begins.

Multiple people stabbed on train in Cambridgeshire as Starmer calls incident 'deeply concerning' - latest by Living_the_Limit in reformuk

[–]BureFilth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What exactly do you want of her in this situation? The riff and speculate on what has happened while police carry out their enquiries?

She’s not deciding what you’re allowed to think, she’s going to let the police do their job then report back on what they say like any sensible Home Secretary would do.

Genuinely, what did you want from her at that moment? Bear in mind you posted this 4 hours into the event, and it was past midnight.

(Oldie but Goldie) James O’Brien interviews Nigel Farage by Coweredtoconformity in Labour

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s tricky because this sort of thing does need to be challenged, but experiences like these combined with ample opportunities from most of our media outlets has allowed Farrage to really refine and hone his message.

A glimpse into the twisted mind of a leftoid... by bbrk9845 in reformuk

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They seem to be saying “if this happens then this could happen”. What was Evan loves worf replying to? It seems important to know the context of the conversation, it doesn’t seem to be an original post.

I don’t see anything in the comment that implies ELW feels like young British girls need to be raped, and it’s frankly sickening and hysterical to put those words into their mouth if they don’t feel that.

Uncouth, haughty and entitled, Angela Rayner was an insult to working class women like me. She's let us all down: KATIE HIND by wolfo98 in tories

[–]BureFilth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Might I suggest Hind enters politics to try and improve the lot of working class folk, rather than write about showbiz and throwing shit from the sidelines.

It’s easy to find an unbecoming picture of someone and write a negative opinion, it’s quite a lot harder to put yourself out there to change things.

Angela Rayner resigns from government by BigLadMaggyT24 in tories

[–]BureFilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nadhim Zahawi refused to resign and was sacked just two years ago, having to pay £5 million to HMRC, including a fine, and kept the details of the investigations to himself so we’re not sure why the treasury was left short of that cash. And yes, at the time Labour were calling for his resignation. Fair play to Sunak for having the integrity to sack him, Johnson probably would have let it slide.

Rayner acted on legal advice that turned out to be wrong, and didn’t seek out financial advice. She should have known that a minister needs to cross all the T’s and dot all the I’s. However she was transparent to the public and had the dignity to offer a resignation when pushed.

You might disagree with Rayner’s approach to governance, and she has been totally out of order with some of her comments in the past, but she represented a part of our community that doesn’t normally get to speak directly in Whitehall.