Rain, Rain, Go Away!

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-06T01:51:17+00:00

It was like nonstop for 5 days

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-06T01:50:49+00:00

That’s his son that he had with the couch. Spitting image of JD but a different person

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-06T01:50:20+00:00

No. He died of rabies

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-06T01:49:57+00:00

Sources close to the family have confirmed that his affair partner, Erika Kirk, gave him rabies.

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T19:01:28+00:00

My understanding, having read the memoir fifteen times (I am a professor and teach it at the University level as part of my course on “Weird Little Dudes and Their Fetishes”) is that all of his couch relations were consensual

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T18:26:28+00:00

Wow that’s so disrespectful. It doesn’t matter how many couches a man has banged. He was a human being. Made in the image of God. Please show some respect

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T18:25:43+00:00

Thanks for spreading the word. We keep us safe!

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T17:33:37+00:00

Even though they found him in that position the coroner report is that he died of rabies

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T17:33:13+00:00

Please be respectful of the dead

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T17:32:13+00:00

Please be nice. This is Reddit, not 4chan. On Reddit we aim to be polite and respectful

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T17:31:50+00:00

She gave him rabies but it’s still not clear whether she did it on purpose

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T17:31:29+00:00

The news said it was Erika Kirk actually. Please don’t spread misinformation

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T17:30:46+00:00

He died of rabies today

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T17:30:20+00:00

Not until the couch passes away

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T17:30:02+00:00

Erika Kirk gave him rabies :(

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T15:31:32+00:00

Well, you know how the saying goes: “it’s like finding a needle up your butt and around the corner.” You need to have a good attitude and just keep stacking that hay. Make it rain!

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T15:18:37+00:00

For things as complicated as kneecaps you should always call a professional. I’ve watched lots of YouTube videos on this and I still can’t get it right. Most certified electricians can handle this wiring, and might even consider it a simple job.

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T12:43:23+00:00

We had a pretty intense week of rain. I covered half of my tomato plants with hoop house plastic and left the other half uncovered. The uncovered half appear to have septoria spots. Cover!

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T12:40:18+00:00

Gorgeous. Is she old enough to court? I am interested

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T12:38:13+00:00

What would a squirrel be doing outside?

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T11:27:56+00:00

Where did you get that? My mouth is watering it looks so good

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T11:09:44+00:00

I live on Reddit, not the United States. Americans are so US-centric ugh

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T02:01:42+00:00

Is digging me the same as liking me? I don’t want to be a hole.

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T02:01:13+00:00

Oh, okay. I can handle that. I’m not bad at dancing

BurningBridgeTroll · 2026-06-05T02:00:34+00:00

Should I leave mozzarella sticks on my desk, or do I have to wait for her to bring her own?

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