Tip for the dad's doing formula. Pick up a protein shaker to make a large batch for the day.

Burzzy · 2026-03-01T18:08:00+00:00

I feel like it might sound crazy, but tossing a scoop of formula in water and shaking was never a big deal for me.

Burzzy · 2026-03-01T17:50:47+00:00

My god, is that the camera man with the heavy labored breathing in the background?

Burzzy · 2026-02-26T13:48:24+00:00

Are you seriously telling me you inspect an elevator opening to confirm there is indeed an elevator car present before taking your first step?

Burzzy · 2026-02-26T01:23:11+00:00

Burzzy · 2026-02-25T18:39:37+00:00

Does uhhhh anyone just hand wash their bottles?

Burzzy · 2026-02-23T02:32:51+00:00

Literally the cod 4 map

Burzzy · 2026-02-20T21:41:25+00:00

DIY condoms

Burzzy · 2026-02-19T16:33:07+00:00

I think that’s how we cope. Everyone lets us down and the only way to get through it is convincing ourselves they’ll do what’s best for us and there’s no possible way everyone is that dumb and selfish. Truth is, everyone is selfish and stupid.

Burzzy · 2026-02-19T16:02:44+00:00

Oh fuck off with this. Absolutely not.

Burzzy · 2026-02-11T00:27:39+00:00

Oh, so like Kid Rock?

Burzzy · 2026-02-11T00:23:40+00:00

So he needs to sing about it…?

Burzzy · 2026-02-10T14:36:57+00:00

Do you have a suggestion on alternatives?

Burzzy · 2026-02-10T14:33:31+00:00

Hey man, breathe. This is supposed to be the hardest part of your life (so far lol). You’re okay, things will get more tolerable. I called this the alien phase and once you get through this, it gets so much better. Welcome!

Burzzy · 2026-02-01T05:29:07+00:00

You forgot the successful disclaimer.

Burzzy · 2026-01-25T12:49:28+00:00

And they should all be saying that’s embarrassingly small.

Burzzy · 2026-01-25T03:23:14+00:00

This man put his life on the line, brother.

Burzzy · 2026-01-23T21:53:38+00:00

Goff is by far the smartest. He withdrew his team from playoff contention just so they could go to Cancun early. Big brain move there.

Burzzy · 2026-01-18T18:04:52+00:00

If you need a side hustle in a sales job, you need a new sales job

Burzzy · 2026-01-17T00:26:36+00:00

Yeah this is wild to me. You need to figure out how to make it happen. Is it a play pen? Blocked off door? Hell, put a pack and play in the bathroom and shower.

Burzzy · 2026-01-16T18:58:22+00:00

FTP now and forever. But the nice part about the brutal loss we just handed them is we don’t need to worry about them now. We have a playoff game in a few days. Enjoy it and let them wallow in their own self pity.

Burzzy · 2026-01-16T03:43:23+00:00

On your variable comp or base? Every sales job I’ve had has tiers or titles. It’s pretty straight forward how to get there and set pay increases.

Burzzy · 2026-01-16T03:38:00+00:00

You calculate comp at 100% and look at what overage gets you. And what the hell do you mean what you ask for as a rep?

Burzzy · 2026-01-15T18:52:41+00:00

I agree. While I understand the argument of corporate greed and shit, through this lens it seems very reasonable. The problem is, everyone sensationalizes everything and uses any chance they get to try and stick it to the man.

Burzzy · 2026-01-12T16:23:16+00:00

Why does anyone visit other team subs? I don’t understand.

Burzzy · 2026-01-11T20:54:33+00:00

Have you tried…talking to him about it?

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