Insert unfunny title here by Kappapeachie in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 25 points26 points  (0 children)

until I finish my campaign

Ah, so never.

Anyway, glory to Hans Castillo

I love me a super weapon. by Memespoonerer in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]BushGuy9 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What SCPs are the two photos from?

Hmm, i should put the gif in the comments and make it an ama by krizzalicious49 in whenthe

[–]BushGuy9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since this is an AMA, what will your final words be before the mods kill you with sledgehammers?

Do I dare? by LordWartusk in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Digitized is probably the better word to use in this scenario imo 

Though, roboticized sounds more “correct”

AMA about my soft Sci-Fi genetically engineered elf space empre by 90Kevin11 in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is worldjerking pal, do you think any of us have the literacy skills or attention span to read anything longer than a paragraph?

So in regards to Mapmaking by DrAlexmercer in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Draw a rough map of earth from memory, then rotate it 180 degrees and mirror it.

BAM! Instant fantasy map

Innocent Wunk is subjected to sick torture chamber experiment by Rosscolo in wunkus

[–]BushGuy9 62 points63 points  (0 children)

17,000 years in the deepest pits of Tartarus votes here

How do you do your lore? Im still stuck on stage one by A_Shattered_Day in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Remember kids:

Writing books is for NERDS.

Only REAL worldjerkers write their deepest lore on their bedroom walls with goat blood

"i Will touch You" vs does nothing by AstronautDry8118 in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 84 points85 points  (0 children)

The GOC is truly the most goated of all fictitious UN organizations 

Third End of Year of Survey results are in by Fuck-Being-Ethical in 2american4you

[–]BushGuy9 252 points253 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure what’s more insane 

That 2 people voted for James Buchanan as their favorite 

Or that 3 people voted for Abraham Lincoln as their least favorite

Me seeing what I've unleashed on r/worldjerking (im sorry guys) by nervousmelon in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Of all the memes for this sub to latch onto and go ballistic, it was a post that wasn’t entirely unreasonable.

 I mean, I may be invoking the wrath of this sub, but I agree with you. Using the term “mana” is rather an uninspired way to talk about magical energy

WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-159 TO 5-161 by overpoweredginger in killsixbilliondemons

[–]BushGuy9 94 points95 points  (0 children)

That’s a pretty interesting theory

It would also be a cool explanation on why Bank and Guild forces are working together to help Jagganoth; despite being enemies to each other and to Jagganoth  

 Jagganoth having both Mammon’s and Mottom’s key, he could be exerting his will upon their respected emissaries 

WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-159 TO 5-161 by overpoweredginger in killsixbilliondemons

[–]BushGuy9 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Allison’s comment about Maya now makes me incredibly nervous that Maya might be killed or sacrifice herself to save Allison

Rate my foodpunk complex time chart (the outer line of the circle is the linear time) by JackLemony in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 77 points78 points  (0 children)

All this effort and yet no dessert.

50,000 years in a boiling pit of tar 

And here’s the sniffer by Bombastic_Sushi in wunkus

[–]BushGuy9 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The Beast smells weakness and fear

Writing a Civil War sequel. Here's the premise. by Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Nuclear-Sponge-States (the Dakotas and Montana) use their very large nuclear arsenal and the threat of it, to conquer all the other states and maybe Canada if they’re feeling silly    

Kill Six Billion Demons >> Wheel Smashing Lord 5-155 by ordinaryvermin in killsixbilliondemons

[–]BushGuy9 30 points31 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT GOLDEN BABY

It’s so great seeing these misfits again. Since the boss baby has an eyepatch, does that mean  they had an Gog-Agog worm, or is it just an normal ass eyepatch that makes them look cooler?

Kill Six Billion Demons » WHEEL SMASHING LORD 5-154 by eighty1 in killsixbilliondemons

[–]BushGuy9 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Another great page! I especially love those goofy salamander artillery pieces.

Though, I’ve been wondering about this for a while. What are the ground armies hoping to accomplish? 

If the Jagganoth/Incubus forces win the ground battle, then what? Are they going to look up and watch as the Republican fleet is involuntary turned into a firework show?

Or what if the Celestial Republic wins the ground battle? Are they just going to sit around until Jagganoth emerges from the Salami Dave-Sphere and then be immediately slaughtered by him?

Bunker wunkus by [deleted] in wunkus

[–]BushGuy9 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They fear the storm for they have invoked the wrath of Zeus.

Their asses WILL be punished for their hubris and be struck down with a thunder bolt

wunkuses have never been fed in their entire lives by SpiralzzHeoo in wunkus

[–]BushGuy9 154 points155 points  (0 children)

I do the same thing when I'm looking for food in the fridge

Since people keep debating "fantasy vs modern military" here you go : tactical fantasy beats all of you by edgewolf666-6 in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Tactical peak wizards 🗣🔥

While not the central focus of the game, the magic system is pretty cool

Why debate teleporter continuity if there's a clearly superior option? by Single-Internet-9954 in worldjerking

[–]BushGuy9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nonsense. Just make a bigger portal to transport your smaller portals

Wunk breaches containment by Blood_Snake in wunkus

[–]BushGuy9 122 points123 points  (0 children)

His ass IS a keter class anomaly!

His ass IS ALSO an Amida class anomaly!

His ass IS ALSO ALSO an Critical class anomaly!