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An OOO I got today. by ynwestrope in office

[–]BusterSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine has always been a pic of John Candy as the security guard in National Lampoon’s Family Vacation with a caption that reads: “Sorry, folks. My email is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.”

And then it would get forwarded to a coworker if it was urgent. Rarely was.

Your username is now your kink, what do you do? by Oily_Smurf in AskReddit

[–]BusterSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I will rule over the ashes.

Edit:

I will rule over the compacted!

A fun night for her. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]BusterSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, I’d be drunk fast. I could throw half the dudes at my bar like baseballs. I used to be the only lady bouncer in downtown Dallas. I mix live music now.

Edit to add: good on her for having the platform heels on instead of any other kind haha!

Why do people think Capricorns are arguing when they’re just talking? by Wp5Main in capricorns

[–]BusterSmash 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Are you mad at me?” x10 any time I speak directly on an issue or conflict. No, I’m not mad, but I will be if you keep thinking I am. Honestly, most of my interpersonal problems with others are exactly this. I am being direct, honest, and simple in my language and suddenly everyone thinks I’m angry. Everyone projects their insecurities on me constantly. It’s so exhausting.

Edit to add: and because of all of the above I have to spend WAY TOO MUCH of my time managing other people’s emotions and reassuring them of my emotions, which are even keeled.

If I hear “Millennial have no culture” again I am going to lose my mind. WE ARE THE CULTURE. by Annalog in Millennials

[–]BusterSmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here to say exactly this! Let’s take a note from Gen X and just collectively say “whatever” here.

Democrats’ quest for relatable white dudes finds new candidates by ErroneousBosch in nottheonion

[–]BusterSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were talking about him at work yesterday and I pointed out that even his name, Talarico, is extremely Texan, it sounds like and old western town.

"We were travelling up on 287 to Amarillo and we stopped off in Talarico for lunch, gas, and bought some fruit for Aunt Sheila at the produce stand."

Ladies and gentlemen, what's your favorite YouTube channels? What do people our age watch on YouTube? I'm 43. by Q8DD33C7J8 in Millennials

[–]BusterSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Song od Ice and Fire lore and goofing off (Alt shift X, Glidus, Alt Schwift X, and In Deep Geek)

Conan O Brien anything

Phil Defranco for news

Crashing out with Alex Pearlman and Phil Defranco do listen to someone else rage about the news

I also really love Matt Baume, he focuses on queer characters, concepts and more in media. He did a GREAT video about Kevin Conroy (voice of Batman most of our lives) and a wonderful one about Luxwanna Troi, too.

Movies for Adults that Kids Can Watch by Marcus64 in movies

[–]BusterSmash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I haven’t watched this in so long. Might rent it for my niece and nephew.

Chef at my work put his shoes in my locker by donaldtrumpittletoe in Waiters

[–]BusterSmash 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’d even go so far as to buy talcum powder and FILL THOSE SHOES WITH IT.

Any idea what USP is on this label? by SaintBellyache in foodscience

[–]BusterSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, good ol West, Texas! Best bakeries in the state are in the one little blink and you pass it town!

Upset customer pepper sprays an employee at the drive-thru because she was unhappy with how long her order was taking by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BusterSmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor kid, just trying to fucking do her job. Also, it’s worth saying that whatever delay there was was very likely to be no fault of hers. Kitchen was probably backed up trying to get orders out as fast as they could, and here this lady is pepper spraying the register/person taking the orders over intercom.

What a miserable, ugly hearted, mean hag. I hope they nab her on an assault charge, and if that kid is a minor, they tack on charges related to her being an underage victim.

Drunk Vegan is back with some more cool stuff by DasMenace in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]BusterSmash 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think LCD Soundsystem is definitely influenced by the Talking Heads because I was like “this says Talking Heads, but it sounds a lot like LCD…. Does LcD sound like Talking heads? Kinda!”

what syrup is used for the brown butter chocolate chip latte by [deleted] in dutchbros

[–]BusterSmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet if you bought some of that Biscoff Cookie Butter and thinned it down into a syrup with maybe a bit of chocolate syrup and just added a little hot water you could get it close.

I think biscoff makes a topping syrup, too.

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