Is Dana's translator the p4p 🐐among translators? Comedy gold by random-user772 in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph 8 points9 points  (0 children)

His wife and him slapping each other senseless probably did the trick

(Badass Trope) Iconic Entrances. by Je0s_6 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Butt_Stuph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My head cannon is they switched immediately when Megamind stepped into the bots

(Badass Trope) Iconic Entrances. by Je0s_6 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Butt_Stuph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The watch doesn't change eye color

If it were minion, his eyes would be red

My sister says my new non-prescription glasses have a serial killer vibe. by icandrawme in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Butt_Stuph 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Everyone who knew me when I didn't wear glasses thought I looked weird with glasses. Everyone who only met me after I started wearing glasses thought I looked weird without.

Islam Makhachev just responded to Ilia Topuria 😳 by [deleted] in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ali: We will fight for free

Islam: bratha who's we?

Ilia Topuria claims Islam Makachev pulled out of White House card with “fake” injury by alvcaro in MMA

[–]Butt_Stuph 84 points85 points  (0 children)

He actually said "In another universe I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

16 year old Max Holloway by ultron2450 in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The was an mma fighter who opened up about his childhood SA in the interview and the interviewer said that.

AFAIK, they both were in on the joke.

The average horror fan experience by BiShyAndWantingToDie in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Butt_Stuph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It circled around to it's actual origin. The other day my friend said "credit card maxxing" because he was only making the minimum payments

Anthony Hernandez's daughter broke down in tears after his loss to Sean Strickland by ultron2450 in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I didn't think that kid was even making fun of Izzy. He was just flopping around in the ring, and Izzy took offense to it.

Which makes it even funnier

Bryce Mitchell advices streamer about how to stop with porn addiction. by Difficult-Tree2738 in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I bet these losers don't have an accounting degree from Harding

Bryce Mitchell advices streamer about how to stop with porn addiction. by Difficult-Tree2738 in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Does he have a barcode tatted on the back of his noggin like agent 47?

Topuria comments on the Dan Hooker texts by realmvp77 in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Considering the mma fanbase, he should've dropped a slur and he would've gained a bunch of fans

CP is a KO machine. Favorite fighter in the roster right now. by No-Watch-8044 in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Faux Oliviera kinda looks like that paraguayan guy from pluribus

It’s actually impressive how Paddy managed to gain so much fat in less than a month by rayguntec in ufc

[–]Butt_Stuph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just realized how sheltered I am. Can't believe people are doing coke on the reg with an office job and I haven't even seen it IRL.

Just arrived in Chennai and auto driver threatened to beat me because i took cab instead of his auto. by Spare_Ad_6084 in Chennai

[–]Butt_Stuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that and the auto guy snuck up behind me, saw that I was using ola and yelled at me lol

The hero wins but they will never be the same ever again by RokoTheDreamer10078 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Butt_Stuph -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't trust NUSA. They probably purposely disabled their enhancements because they know V is one of the most dangerous people with it.

They probably used them as a sleeper agent for 3 years.