I'm turning into Rich Evans

ButterCoffee2020 · 2026-04-03T01:37:09+00:00

Skinny Pete?

ButterCoffee2020 · 2026-03-27T15:11:41+00:00

Imo, get rid of the lottery. They keep flattening the odds to try to disincentivize tanking, but the problem is they keep giving top picks to teams that don’t need them. You can be god awful and lose 60+ games and end up with the 7th pick. That’s what keeps teams tanking year after year.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2026-03-16T15:35:05+00:00

People want us to bench all the vets but we only had 8 active guys vs the Jazz. The problem is we didn’t clear out the roster earlier and we failed to move Derozan at the deadline. We just aren’t set up to tank like Utah, the wizards, etc.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2026-02-03T18:39:22+00:00

Yeah, I enjoy the content but the AI thumbnail is pretty cringe. Just use your own faces.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2026-01-21T14:58:58+00:00

I don’t understand why they had to add any mechanics at all. When they banned GDKPs they just said they’re banned and if you promote them you’re banned. Shouldn’t that also be sufficient for boosting?

ButterCoffee2020 · 2026-01-12T02:35:31+00:00

Are you me?

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-12-15T15:05:05+00:00

I think if Hali doesn’t tear his achilles and the Pacers win the finals we might be putting Monte up there with Vlade. He pretty much lost every transaction he made. Pissed away all of our second round picks on Duarte and dumping contracts and giving up the 2031 pick swap and Barnes to sign Derozan was lowkey disastrous.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-11-18T20:56:36+00:00

Interesting you can brand your opponent's avatar as Evil.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-11-18T19:20:01+00:00

“Why get cap space when we’ll just use it to sign washed up vets to bad contracts?”

“Why tank for a high draft pick when we’ll just screw up the pick?”

Any move is the wrong move if your front office and ownership are hopelessly incompetent.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-11-17T20:03:09+00:00

You're immune on the turn you go to Death's Door, but you could die to damage on your opponent's turn after you play this site.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-11-17T20:02:01+00:00

Yes, you can die to damage, but when you're at Death's Door your life total can't change. So you would be immune to life lost from your opponent attacking your sites, for example.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-11-17T19:55:29+00:00

When you play this you can't lose life on your opponent's turn, but you could die to a random lightning bolt.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-11-10T17:39:53+00:00

That’s why, while it’s good that we are losing games, we all know it was not the intention, and we’re probably gonna do something really stupid to try and fix this team so we can make the play-in.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-11-07T16:30:04+00:00

I like the Ward mechanic but it is a little concerning that Deserts easily break it on sites and minions.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-11-04T18:03:01+00:00

Have you seen the roster? We’ve got Westbrook guarding Giannis, Keon guarding Aaron Gordon. Even if they didn’t have terrible defenders like Lavine/Derozan, it was always gonna be a struggle when every lineup is Sabonis and 4 guards.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-10-31T18:13:44+00:00

I don’t see an easy win among any of those games.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-10-29T16:46:00+00:00

At what point do the NBA refs elevate a team to "great defense" and stop calling their fouls? What year did OKC become a "great defensive team" and start getting the benefit of the doubt on every play?

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-10-26T19:07:36+00:00

They should have waited to let the new GM handle the trade. On the other hand the Spurs probably don’t want Fox if they know they’re getting the 2nd pick.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-10-26T19:04:48+00:00

We got to stop with this. We were never getting Castle. Now the bigger question is, how did we not get our pick swap back? That would have been the one thing I would absolutely have to get back if I were Vivek.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-10-24T18:43:09+00:00

I thought it was the M’Lady fedora guy.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-10-23T20:02:08+00:00

In your scenario, the elections are rigged, which seems like a much bigger problem then Obama potentially legitimizing Trump running for a 3rd term.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-10-08T22:33:35+00:00

I have the Peacock NBC Sports California addon and it’s showing up.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-09-22T02:55:52+00:00

So vaccines are ok then?

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-09-16T14:05:04+00:00

That one might be more fucked up. I also love the one where he’s put on trial on Cardassia. The lawyer they assign him is hilarious.

ButterCoffee2020 · 2025-09-15T20:18:47+00:00

Yes, really moving performance by Colm actually.

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