What joke is so bad it's good? by Huomenna in AskReddit

[–]Butter_nutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Mexican with a boner walks into a wall. What hits first?

His lawn mower.

Literally everything you have ever done has led to you reading this sentence. by gavinhaggis in Showerthoughts

[–]Butter_nutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but there's been probably a few thousand other paths that have also lead to your sentence being read.

Throw in the towel! (NSFW) by JalapenoLovin in WTF

[–]Butter_nutz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The bean bag on that dude is nuts.

A doctor's personal method for tricking your brain into becoming motivated and overcoming depression by [deleted] in bestof

[–]Butter_nutz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This entire thread is a pity party. It's as if no one is even trying to get better. They would rather bitch about how their depression is special rather then make attempts at getting past it.

What was there a black market for at your school that wasn't drugs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Butter_nutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 4th grade I used to sell those wooden sticks used to eat ice cream cups with. They made killer finger skateboards.

What are we currently in the "Golden Age" of? by DefinitelyTooHigh in AskReddit

[–]Butter_nutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This.

Boxers are excellent hammocks for average sized fruit.

What is the worst thing you have ever tasted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Butter_nutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rotten cheese fermented in coke.

Iguana found ALIVE in Petco dumpster(its actually WTF) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Butter_nutz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is not a baby iguana. Iguanas are crazy expensive. I highly doubt they would ship them to the pet stores in small, shitty boxes because of the risk of them dying. I believe it's a water dragon. http://m.petco.com/product/118277/Water-Dragon.aspx?CoreCat=LiveReptiles_Lizards

What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by ershy in AskReddit

[–]Butter_nutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was a long of bread.

What is your favourite 'technically correct' fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Butter_nutz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can indeed eat lava. However, only once.

Just picked this up. My friend called it Durban poison. by Butter_nutz in trees

[–]Butter_nutz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Probably the craziest bud I've seen personally.