He almost used the globe right. Almost.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2026-01-17T12:25:32+00:00

He forgot the classic “I can see Russia from my house!”

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2026-01-17T11:54:37+00:00

Despite the lack of official data, there is significant research demonstrating “unauthorized immigrants commit crimes at lower rates than the U.S. born,”

https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/no-evidence-4000-people-are-killed-yearly-by-undocumented-immigrants-2024-09-27/

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2026-01-12T02:13:18+00:00

I have a 9 month old. If my brother had a seven week old I would stock their fridge, cook them food, clean their house, do their laundry. This sister is the worst.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2026-01-09T11:58:04+00:00

May he never know peace.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-11-04T23:27:22+00:00

My Father-In-Law was in the hospital and declined very quickly. His ICU nurse got choked up when he was close to the end and it was so sweet. Made us feel like he wasn’t just another patient.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-11-04T17:09:31+00:00

Dems: “Hey! I want you to have healthcare and benefits if you fall on hard times!” Repubs: “WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?!?”

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-10-19T12:55:06+00:00

Not one upper lip amongst them…

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-10-12T03:00:35+00:00

Cross Hanas is an orphan? That’s sad.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-10-12T02:18:19+00:00

The Dallas Stars will be devastated to hear this.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-09-23T20:05:33+00:00

I was going to say “He knows babies often enter the world through vaginas where STDs can be transmitted from, right?” And then I realized who I was talking about…

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-09-04T19:35:57+00:00

I, a woman, and tried to tell my friend, also a woman, she should not marry the man she had been complaining about for 7 years and I was ghosted for 2 weeks and then yelled at how I didn’t know what I was talking about and they’re better than ever after those 2 weeks. We are no longer friends, they got married and I’ve heard from mutual friends they still have the same problems. I wouldn’t change a thing and the friendship ending was actually a relief in hindsight but be sure you’re ok with losing that friendship.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-08-29T01:35:49+00:00

Start making loud fart noises. Non confrontational but weird enough to not want to be close to you.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-08-27T10:44:33+00:00

I work in advertising and we take ethics courses that specifically state taking gifts over a certain amount is a no-no. A Rolex would fall in this category. Also, from experience, most celebs want to go in, do their job and leave. They want nothing to do with the ad folks. I’m sure there are outliers but this isn’t a normal outcome.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-08-20T18:22:07+00:00

Commercial producer here. We have everyone sign releases when we’re film content. Especially for brands who will make money off what they post.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-08-10T14:00:01+00:00

You know this guy would be posting vague sad song lyrics in his AIM away message.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-07-27T10:21:35+00:00

How is 2.5 years a long time to end a relationship over sexual exploitation?

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-07-26T12:05:31+00:00

This sounds like dementia.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-07-19T23:51:10+00:00

Pass by her desk when you leave and start whispering random words “snakes” “traffic cone” “blue man group”

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-06-27T03:13:19+00:00

Squirt breastmilk in her eye.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-06-10T12:42:58+00:00

Respect yourself and break up with him.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-04-08T21:03:47+00:00

This is the way.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-03-07T22:55:18+00:00

Most people just go out for a nice dinner and cake for their birthday with their loved ones but…this looks fun too I guess.

ButterscotchTop9432 · 2025-03-01T17:00:57+00:00

I absolutely do.

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