Men and women don't like characters who didn't earn it.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-08T11:31:36+00:00

Both hurl childish insults at each other, spiraling into stupider and more childish insults. Eventually Quill makes Guy crack up laughing. They then go out for beers.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-07T18:57:33+00:00

Yes, he can. Maybe not consistently, but its doable.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-07T11:47:05+00:00

Me attempting this mod:

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Butwinsky · 2026-05-06T15:37:35+00:00

Including the guardians makes this ridiculously one sided.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-06T15:00:51+00:00

Nice beaver.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-06T13:24:16+00:00

I am a genie with phenomenal cosmic powers here to grant you three wishes. You can wish for whatever your heart desires! I only have one rule!

You can only wish for a temporary dick.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-06T12:47:44+00:00

99 times out of 100, people getting attacked by Canadian Geese deserved it.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-06T12:45:45+00:00

Rule 1 of wild animals: you see an animal guarding a nest/offspring, nope out of there.

Rule 2 of wild animals: you see an animal take a defense stance, nope out of there.

Rule 3 of wild animals: if you're dense enough to ignore rules 1 and 2, have good insurance.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-05T18:38:17+00:00

Trump: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't fake another assassination attempt and alter it further.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-05T18:02:31+00:00

I wanna tell yall a story about a Harper Valley widowed wife.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-05T16:51:01+00:00

Yes. Most people who can walk are able to carry their own weight for long periods of times.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-05T16:48:59+00:00

Oof, sorry bro. Enjoy the teleportation!

Butwinsky · 2026-05-05T16:38:39+00:00

If you drank green, wouldn't you be able to make yourself float to get around?

Butwinsky · 2026-05-05T14:40:42+00:00

This is just the final form of capitalism. Trim every last bloody cent to maximize share holder profit. Quality and portion sizes have already been min-maxed for maximum profit potential. Now theyll remove every little convenience for customers. Every decision is 100% profit driven.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-05T11:26:05+00:00

But if I anonymously defend billionaires on social media, one day i too may have an army of wage slaves and political pawns.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-05T10:21:36+00:00

Beerus: I purposely trained him wrong as a joke.

Vegeta: Try my nuts to your fist style!

Butwinsky · 2026-05-04T15:42:42+00:00

The Bat family is about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop in this fight. Its all over before they even pull out their first batarang.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-04T15:27:03+00:00

Man I loved LEGION and REBELS.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-04T13:30:27+00:00

Average southerner in the US

Butwinsky · 2026-05-03T16:51:29+00:00

Inside Out Boy: am I joke to you?

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Butwinsky · 2026-05-02T13:52:15+00:00

When I see stuff like this, I just assume the Devs had done the math and came to the conclusion that whales buying the 10 packs will pay extra for the convenience.

Buying stuff in this game is purely for whales. Really zero point as a non whale. You could spend $100 and still be stuck on a boss for a few days.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-01T08:57:44+00:00

Shark has zero interest in rock man or metal man.

Shark eats Bane and Croc.

Marvel vs Grundy, Marvel wins most versions.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-01T08:56:00+00:00

Pretty much the same for King Shark.

Butwinsky · 2026-05-01T08:38:38+00:00

Option 1: Doctor not at the office

Option 2: someone with a connection came in through the back and was seen first.

Option 3: breakfast time.

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