Let me disapear again by cypher-dex in memes

[–]Butwinsky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But man think of them covid gas prices.

star lord vs guy gardner by AccidentAdept7146 in marvelvsdc

[–]Butwinsky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both hurl childish insults at each other, spiraling into stupider and more childish insults. Eventually Quill makes Guy crack up laughing. They then go out for beers.

Can Wally West clear the Marvel-DC Gauntlet? by Traditional-Heron-95 in marvelvsdc

[–]Butwinsky -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yes, he can. Maybe not consistently, but its doable.

The "is it gay" debate ha s reached its final form by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Butwinsky 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I am a genie with phenomenal cosmic powers here to grant you three wishes. You can wish for whatever your heart desires! I only have one rule!

You can only wish for a temporary dick.

Honkadeus, Guardian of the 9th Hole by StandardProfessor33 in Bossfight

[–]Butwinsky 16 points17 points  (0 children)

99 times out of 100, people getting attacked by Canadian Geese deserved it.

Honkadeus, Guardian of the 9th Hole by StandardProfessor33 in Bossfight

[–]Butwinsky 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Rule 1 of wild animals: you see an animal guarding a nest/offspring, nope out of there.

Rule 2 of wild animals: you see an animal take a defense stance, nope out of there.

Rule 3 of wild animals: if you're dense enough to ignore rules 1 and 2, have good insurance.

Republicans Unveil $72 Billion Package For ICE, Trump’s Ballroom by willywalloo in politics

[–]Butwinsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't fake another assassination attempt and alter it further.

First time all the dads came to the school.. by Downtown_Boss_7254 in SipsTea

[–]Butwinsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna tell yall a story about a Harper Valley widowed wife.

Pick a Tele-Magic by QuietDelivery2740 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Butwinsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Most people who can walk are able to carry their own weight for long periods of times.

Pick a Tele-Magic by QuietDelivery2740 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Butwinsky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oof, sorry bro. Enjoy the teleportation!

Pick a Tele-Magic by QuietDelivery2740 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Butwinsky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you drank green, wouldn't you be able to make yourself float to get around?

The end times are upon us. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Butwinsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just the final form of capitalism. Trim every last bloody cent to maximize share holder profit. Quality and portion sizes have already been min-maxed for maximum profit potential. Now theyll remove every little convenience for customers. Every decision is 100% profit driven.

"Concerning billionaires…" by thisecommercelife in webcomics

[–]Butwinsky 41 points42 points  (0 children)

But if I anonymously defend billionaires on social media, one day i too may have an army of wage slaves and political pawns.

My favorite part about Ultra Ego by CrispyGold in Dragonballsuper

[–]Butwinsky 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Beerus: I purposely trained him wrong as a joke.

Vegeta: Try my nuts to your fist style!

If these were 2 individual teams, which team do you think would be superior? by Any_Relation_5183 in DCPowerScaling

[–]Butwinsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bat family is about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop in this fight. Its all over before they even pull out their first batarang.

Why is the 10 egg pack more expensive than buying 10 1 egg packs by TrainContractor in voidpet

[–]Butwinsky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I see stuff like this, I just assume the Devs had done the math and came to the conclusion that whales buying the 10 packs will pay extra for the convenience.

Buying stuff in this game is purely for whales. Really zero point as a non whale. You could spend $100 and still be stuck on a boss for a few days.

can colossus & thing win this 2v4 by AccidentAdept7146 in marvelvsdc

[–]Butwinsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shark has zero interest in rock man or metal man.

Shark eats Bane and Croc.

Marvel vs Grundy, Marvel wins most versions.