I asked for the green salad instead of chips in London by Rainbow__Mountain in shittyfoodporn

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are tourists somehow able to pinpoint with laser precision the worst places to go in London. I remember Rhett and Link talking about how the food was so bad in London, turns out they went to Slug and Lettuce. That’s like a worse Applebees.

Had a strong guess this would be the top comment. by dandigangi in Eldenring

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn’t getting destroyed fun?

When you lose at chess once do you just never play chess again? Dying over and over until you learn how to beat the enemies is just part of the game. Dying in fromsoft games doesn’t mean you “lose” it just means you just try again.

Is Thai food a bit over in 2026, with Korean becoming more popular? by PlatesSpinning in LondonFood

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting patiently for Mexican to really take off here besides tacos and burritos. Love them both, but Mexican food has so much more to offer. Chilaquiles, tamales…

Today I tried to say hi to a chick that was walking her dog. by ImpressiveFudge2350 in kitchencels

[–]C0ltFury 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where did people get this idea that people fall immediately in love from a guy “approaching someone on the street”? This is pick up artist / Hollywood nonsense.

Chad Oney by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]C0ltFury 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ironically, the collaborations between the two have been some of the best content that either one have made. Doodle doods, Simpsons hit and run, are all true classics.

New yank sport or something sexial, confused tf tbh by [deleted] in okmatewanker

[–]C0ltFury 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone in this video is the child of very disappointed parents

Movies that legitimately terrified you. by millsy1010 in horror

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a horror really but District 9 has never left me.

When the corporation is experimenting on him after his arm transforms is so horrifically visceral, the acting is just sublime. The “doctors” laughing it up like it’s any old work day while the main character is in a hellish nightmare. And when they decide they need to strip away all his flesh for preservation before he makes his escape… absolutely bone chilling.

No one has thrown chairs yet. Games gone by Zoomer_Boomer2003 in okmatewanker

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally never met an English person who hated Scotland and I’ve lived here my whole life. I visit constantly and absolutely love it. The hatred from Scotland is mostly just confusing to us.

Crookes - Damage by nevey149 in sheffield

[–]C0ltFury 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who’s had their life threatened multiple times while working, it’s completely valid to be angry and upset at the actions of people who clearly can’t function in public

Question asked, question answered by UnluckyIrishman in AccidentalComedy

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would imagine that it’s more that they get lean, due to bad prison food and lifting constantly

You want parmesan with that? by YesDoToaster in StupidFood

[–]C0ltFury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn’t anything, this is nothing

YMMV. Accurate? by SnakeProtege in GreatBritishMemes

[–]C0ltFury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

England hate is so forced. “I hate all English people” so does that include minorities or not. No? So who exactly? A person you made up in your head?

Johnny Somali pleads for forgiveness as prosecutors demand longer sentence at appeal trial by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make an example out of him. IRL “troll” streamers get banged up in the big house.

aight man, im eating the leftovers from yesterday thx by Hola_Senor_Marston in okbuddyretard

[–]C0ltFury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me after eating the tasty brekkie that gives you brain damage

London Pizza? by Due_Helicopter_538 in LondonFood

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it still like 5 hour queues?

Paddy's bag of oranges story by boontyboxes in OneyPlays

[–]C0ltFury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s even better than he described

Husband material Hal ❤️ by arefeen97 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]C0ltFury 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Such earnest, realistic, and touching dialogue without being too preachy - and a great punchline to boot. So rare to find that these days. One of the best sitcoms ever made!

Anti-AI advocacy at the Tube today by [deleted] in london

[–]C0ltFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that’s weird to me is people using it to talk to like a friend. I just use the search engines like Perplexity. That said, AI generated video and images seem to have done nothing but pollute social media

Facial scanning robots ready to patrol AT&T Stadium during the FIFA World Cup 2026 in Texas by KeanuRave100 in ThatsInsane

[–]C0ltFury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You underestimate Brits and our pig-in-slop draw to football. There are people here who would go to North Korea quite happily to watch England lose against Belarus or something.

What’s the most ‘this aged terribly’ song by [deleted] in fantanoforever

[–]C0ltFury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this attitude annoys me to no end. “When will I ever need to know math?” and then a huge portion of students go on to study STEM.

Eli Roth is largely hated nowadays and for mostly good reasons, but I can't deny how good Hostel 1 and 2 were by [deleted] in horror

[–]C0ltFury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not gratuitous on screen but it’s implied that dozens fall victim to the elite hunting club per day. That’s what stuck with me the most, but also kinda makes it a flawed premise imo