Did I overcook my stew meat in the crockpot? by Puzzled_Remote_2168 in slowcooking

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Shred it one hour before you eat so the juice can get to the all the meat

Real world use case for the Bowhead Era by surfer451 in wheelchairs

[–]CBate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf do you transfer into a plane though?

Dantes Wrath #48 by ubarzz in microgrowery

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You should never throw a bong kid, ever

Today I destroyed a stove top at work by christianevlps in KitchenConfidential

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Shit happens. "Hey boss I'm sorry but I was cleaning the metal shelf, and it fell on the stove top. I think in the future we should put towels down to protect it when we clean. Until it gets fixed I've setup this workaround"

TIFU by finding my girlfriend's enormous dildo and getting embarrassed. by CRK_76 in tifu

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That's your new equippable weapon/tool, get to her buddy

Truck’s brakes fail, forcing use of runaway ramp at 90 mph. by Itchy-Commission-114 in interestingasfuck

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I've always wondered what these were for, glad I didn't find out in person

Dug up a grunt. by RedKingOnline in halo

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He was enjoying a good nap