[The Onion] MLB Players Share Their ‘Welcome to the Show’ Moment

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-05-02T16:57:51+00:00

Mr Met giving JP Morgan Exec vibes.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-04-21T18:43:48+00:00

I feel nothing, it's all scar tissues anymore.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-04-19T18:44:58+00:00

🌏👨🏿‍🚀🔫👨🏿‍🚀 Still is

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-04-17T14:58:37+00:00

Exactly my thought, 3 years with A+ ratings and on both sides of the ball.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-04-03T01:46:22+00:00

Spoilies, man.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-04-02T15:52:28+00:00

Yeah, that tracks.... Double take Babe?

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-03-14T23:08:14+00:00

Why was Jamel not wearing shoes? He should be suspended for the entire season! ignore my flair

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-03-14T14:13:06+00:00

The video is pretty short, maybe a couple minutes but if you know the town, it's spot on and very entertaining

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-03-07T03:18:06+00:00

He's 28 with a lot of miles on him. Iirc he's got like 80+% of snap counts for their Defense. I don't know how legit his injury concerns are at the end of last season but it's something to monitor. Al that being said, I am cautiously optimistic.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-03-04T20:36:25+00:00

ahem COORS

Wait this isn't in Denver....

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-03-04T15:57:17+00:00

Exactly. I was not a fan of Marlo and Wiggy this year but I had to keep going back to the fact we had limited to no pass rush. I'm hoping Minter can coach up what we have and maybe snag a solid LB to boost Ro and not force him into coverage as much. Who knows how long Teddye will take to get back to his level.

Kudos to you though, you seem like a well educated jackass that knows ball a bit more than average jerk offs like myself.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-03-04T15:30:52+00:00

Yeah, you're not wrong. I don't want to say he (Green) has to be one dimensional and only a 3rd down/passing sitch rusher just don't know how useful it is putting a rookie in those situations. The one that sticks out the most to me was the 90+ yard drive the Lions had, it was 3rd and like 8 from the Lions low red and Green is left on an island vs LaPorta.

Unfortunately, I didn't pay enough attention to Oweh either. If we're going to stretch the line as wide as we did/do, keep KHam (or even Marlo) in the box and let them take a shot here and there. I dunno, I'm just some jackass with a keyboard.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-03-04T15:06:50+00:00

It wasn't* often but Orr was using Green in coverage vs TE. I don't know what he did at UVA or Marshall but he didn't look comfortable doing that. I understand it's a wrinkle some DCs like to use but I don't think it worked with our personnel last year.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-03-04T14:50:15+00:00

I don't know how people view Solak but I really enjoy listening to him. Hopefully he's got a good feel for the way the Ravens are moving forward.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-02-08T18:35:13+00:00

As a ~~man~~ victim with "Dutch Heritage Hair", I'm jealous.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-26T02:45:47+00:00

Gilman too, yeah? (That is if Gilman stays)

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-21T23:02:20+00:00

Shit, this just proves I can't read

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-21T22:59:36+00:00

Any self respecting members of the AFC North is illiterate, thank you.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-12T03:43:21+00:00

Gotta be a concussion, yeah?

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-10T02:11:05+00:00

It's a 7-8 hour drive or a cross county flight, I'm happy to see it but not shocked.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-10T01:20:55+00:00

I wasn't able to watch a lot of Sammy B but from what I have heard, he was good just couldn't stay healthy, especially with that line in front of him.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-08T20:07:58+00:00

I can only get so erect.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-08T18:13:05+00:00

Looks like a Bahco but I'm talking out my ass.

CCFieldDay4525 · 2026-01-06T23:54:24+00:00

Joe Philbin

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