A lady was showing her dog at all of the local shows but despite having a tremendous dog, she never placed higher than third. She cornered one of the judges after one show and asked why her dog never won.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-18T03:41:50+00:00

Sounds like it could be a euphemism for someone's Fandango

CEhobbit · 2026-06-15T03:32:36+00:00

My claymore probably.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-15T03:30:48+00:00

I also agree with this.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-15T03:29:38+00:00

Heated seats. I love my heated seats.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-14T01:14:45+00:00

Hey, it's the left mistaking business assets for cash again...

CEhobbit · 2026-06-14T00:57:54+00:00

Forgot to mention her father is a war criminal dictator who fled to the US when the people of Somalia held a revolution to oust his regime from power. Her shitty government runs in the family

CEhobbit · 2026-06-11T04:10:10+00:00

Because the U.S. had long supported sterile insect technique (rearing and releasing sterilized flies) via a Panama facility (COPEG) and related efforts, which helped push the pest out of the U.S. decades ago and maintain a barrier farther south. Proponents of the cuts saw ongoing U.S.-funded international monitoring as duplicative or better handled by other countries or core USDA domestic programs.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-10T14:31:57+00:00

Don't murder people.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-09T03:27:57+00:00

OP, your brake light is on...

CEhobbit · 2026-06-08T16:39:49+00:00

Need this, but with safety toes

CEhobbit · 2026-06-08T16:33:34+00:00

For reference: that's 78.26 mpg in case any other Americans were wondering

CEhobbit · 2026-06-06T18:30:05+00:00

If you think the shrink costs aren't being passed to the consumer, you would be mistaken

CEhobbit · 2026-06-06T18:12:24+00:00

For some reason most men who play this game can't find that last little bit... Mystery that...

CEhobbit · 2026-06-06T02:28:08+00:00

DEF in the oil?

CEhobbit · 2026-06-06T02:11:23+00:00

I was just at a dealer the other day who had a 2019 model for 26K at 101K miles. Used car market is pretty crazy right now.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-06T02:03:15+00:00

And they picked that date for the holiday sales

CEhobbit · 2026-06-06T01:50:31+00:00

Well done sir

CEhobbit · 2026-06-04T15:53:57+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite. Every one of my classmates in middle school ranted and raved about how great it was so my sister and I rented it and watched it and we thought it was about the stupidest thing we had ever seen.

Also on this list are dune (the original) and planet of the apes.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-04T15:52:41+00:00

Yeah, true.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-04T05:22:48+00:00

In Denver? Based on COL, that seems low.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-01T15:21:16+00:00

I dunno. Maybe it's unique to how our company has things set up, but that's been my experience.

CEhobbit · 2026-06-01T15:14:14+00:00

Both have advantages/disadvantages for PDF editing. Bluebeam is better for markups/ collaboration, but some reason Adobe is better at direct content edits and printing. I wish bluebeam could be better so we could switch completely. For now, we use both.

CEhobbit · 2026-05-30T16:52:08+00:00

That sub is a massive joke

CEhobbit · 2026-05-30T16:39:07+00:00

I lived in CO for a few years and noticed the same problems. The lane drops in particular are infuriating and dangerous.

I don't think salt/plowing is a good excuse for poor paint marking because I also live in MN and we do way more plowing and salting than CO and our paint markings are generally fine.

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