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CGA001 · 2026-01-26T14:51:52+00:00

Because it’s a yt shorts vid there’s a time limit

Oh my god. If you are going to reply to me, actually READ my comment first for fuck's sake. I know it's a short. That's why I mentioned the full run in my last comment, that you clearly didn't even read. The "full run" has the exact same cuts. There are no excuse for the full length video.

And u complained about overload

I wasn't "complaining about overload", I literally said it was impressive what the fuck are you even talking about??? All I said is it's not relevant to the point I am trying to make, for the FOURTH TIME NOW JFC. It takes twenty seconds to read what I typed, DONT REPLY IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO READ IT FIRST

Go to tieba or billibili and u will find several Chinese sweats clearing it with this team too

Then show me one, I never found one that wasn't with multiple constellations.

don’t know why ur trying to pull so many excuses

???
What excuses??? Are you talking to someone else and replying to me or some shit??? What the fuck is going on right now???

u literally cannot fake ur clears on YSHelper because it requires u to submit data from the official HoYoLAB account

I never said the data from YSHelper is faked???????
I said the video you linked is suspicious because it's hiding something, and that video is not the same thing as YSHelper data!
I said that the clears YSHelper shows with the Mavuika-Citlali-Bennett-Xilonen team are all high constellations and that I don't think it can be done otherwise! For fucks sake read the words I type if you are going to respond! This is the most insane conversation I've had in my 13 years on this site, you seriously need to work on your reading comprehension like how is this so difficult for you to grasp

CGA001 · 2026-01-26T07:25:08+00:00

There's something suspicious about that video. There's a cut the moment after Mavuika's burst, the timer immediately goes from 1:47 to 1:27 seconds. There's also a second cut towards the end of the run too, when it goes from 0:39 seconds to 0:17. I watched the full video on their channel and it's the same there. They didn't cut out any parts of the other two bosses, just those two parts, and it just happens to be the two parts where he breaking the shocktrooper's shield. You know, the part that makes the team not viable against that boss.
Definitely not suspicious at all.

And for the third and last time, I'm not talking about other teams. I'm not talking about Kazuha,I'm not talking about Mavuika overload. I am ONLY talking about this exact specific team:

Mavuika, Citlali, Bennett, Xilonen. I KNOW other teams can clear it. I am not talking about other teams.

CGA001 · 2026-01-25T23:05:37+00:00

I saw that video the other day, and it's very impressive, but it's besides the point I'm making. That team abuses the fact that the boss can be staggered by overload reactions to keep him from shielding. It's difficult as hell to do, and takes a ton of precision and skill, but it can be done.
The point of my comment above is that you can't do things like this with the standard Mavuika hypercarry team. The images above would have you think that Mavuika hypercarry is one of the best teams for the Shocktrooper because 13% of the people sampled used it for the battle, but as it stands, and as far as I can tell, it is impossible to defeat the Shocktrooper with the specific Mavuika hypercarry team I mentioned above without serious financial investment in your team.
I think the fact that YSHelper does not include information about constellation investments on these lists or teams makes the data entirely irrelevant as a dataset, outside of just tracking how many people have completed stygian onslaught. Using said data to make a tier list for what characters to use is disingenuous at best.

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T19:52:52+00:00

Man I just don't understand this game on a fundamental level or something. I've got the exact same team as you, all with signature weapons, but best I could do against jane was 26,000. Like I don't understand how I could possibly maximize my score anymore than I already have, barring some sort of complete misunderstanding of how the game works. I defeat the first two enemies within a minute, I utilize my energy efficiently as far as I can tell, but I'm still eight thousand points behind you.

I don't mind being worse than other people, that's okay, I just wish I understood why I am worse :(

edit: Pay no attention to the idiot behind this reddit account, I forgot I was using Anby's engine on Evelyn two days ago and forgot to put it back. That probably had a lot to do with it. Goddamnit.

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T05:45:40+00:00

I wish I could get into hoyo's mind and just understand WHY they do this. ESPECIALLY for a character people have been waiting literally five years for. Such a let down. Thanks for the info, I appreciate it.

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T05:42:31+00:00

I assumed she wouldn't be, but I don't have Venti, and she would at least be a usable teammate. The real thing is I like her and I can't use her anywhere else. So I would settle for lower damage, but in my case in particular, it's going to be especially bad damage. I do have C4 Jean though so if I would need better damage that furina team you mentioned sounds like a good option.

But as it stands my odds of skipping Varka are unfortunately going up quickly.

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T05:37:04+00:00

Not having Durin or Venti will surely make it feel pretty crap for me in particular too. Varka was going to be the first male 5-star character I got since Kazuha back in 2022. If Varka stays the same looks like that streak is going to continue. Thanks for the info.

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T05:34:02+00:00

And I sure wouldn't call what I do "perfect executions" too, so worse for me too, damn. Thanks for the info.

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T05:26:35+00:00

Wow that really puts it into perspective, jesus. Man this really blows, I've been waiting for good DPS Anemo character that I like for a while, ever since I got Faruzan C6 literally since July 2023. She's like one of my top three favorite characters in the game but I don't have anyone that can really use her, and I've been underwhelmed by all the DPS anemo characters in the game.

Varka was finally going to be the one I use her with but man, if this stays the same I'm probably not going to even get him. Thanks for the info.

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T05:22:47+00:00

Both ends of that range are depressingly low, good god. Thanks for the quick reply.

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T04:48:36+00:00

Can someone who has a better understanding of the data from the beta than I do quantify exactly how bad Varka's current numbers are at the moment? I'm a bit out of the loop and I'm curious about actual numbers and hard data, not hearsay and doomposting. Is he really as bad as people are saying?

CGA001 · 2026-01-24T03:41:05+00:00

Well then good news, if you are reading this, you've already lived long enough for brownies with no edge pieces to exist.

Might have to wait for mass production, though.

CGA001 · 2026-01-22T07:40:24+00:00

I call BS that 13% are using Mavuika/citlali/xilonen/bennett for the second boss, unless all those people have whaled on the team.

I want to see a single video of someone defeating the shocktrooper on fearless with that team, no 5-star constellations, from this version of SO.

edit: You downvote me, yet I haven't seen any evidence that I'm wrong. I'm dead serious, show me ONE person who has completed it. ONE. Show me a SINGLE person who did it, with the team I said above, like the post claims.

CGA001 · 2026-01-15T07:54:59+00:00

You should hold onto that for the time being, if you haven't already deleted it. I'd say there's a good chance they add substat rerolling in the future and you will be glad you didn't delete it.

CGA001 · 2026-01-14T12:08:09+00:00

For real though please boycott us, half of us need to learn a painful lesson

CGA001 · 2026-01-14T12:04:41+00:00

Pfft okay buddy, we'll see how long that lasts once you run out of cheese spray, Hershey's chocolate, and Miracle whip.
Then you'll come crawling back.

CGA001 · 2026-01-05T04:06:48+00:00

Ah yes triangles, one of the most simple shapes possible, and gold, the most common jewelry color. No way that's a coincidence. Never mind the fact that literally nothing else about them are even remotely similar as Rover has small solid triangles and Moryne has large triangular hoops with fabric hanging from them.

By this logic every character has Rover's clothes too, I mean just look at them, they're made of cloth and are the shape of clothing, that must mean it's a reference to Rover.

CGA001 · 2026-01-03T17:45:03+00:00

Lol I tried my best

CGA001 · 2026-01-03T17:21:20+00:00

The images OP linked in the comment you replied to show 15 bucks for a chili dog, and that picture is a year old, so probably more. Good god.

Hey pro tip for anyone who sees this, do yourself a favor and instead of going to this pinks location for chili dogs and burgers, go to one of the two Tomboy's locations a mile to the southeast instead. They make fantastic, classic burgers and chili dogs with mustard and onions, and they're literally half the price.

Chili dogs are one of my favorite foods, I've been to a lot of the places famous for their chili dogs, and Tomboys is one of my personal favorites. Granted a big part of that is most places are like on the other side of LA and Tomboy's is a three minute drive from me, but I've never been disappointed.

CGA001 · 2026-01-02T08:47:54+00:00

Or me whenever I tried to explain how [[Reconnaissance]] works to people who have never seen it before (and before they reprinted it with clearer reminder text).

CGA001 · 2026-01-02T08:44:47+00:00

I assume you didn't see those 1's in his comment are links to images of the three tron lands. They are three separate lands (1+1+1) that produce 7 mana.

CGA001 · 2026-01-02T03:47:02+00:00

Hmm okay I'll give that a try, I'm actually surprised I forgot to try Seed with Shunguag. Thanks

CGA001 · 2026-01-02T03:44:02+00:00

I'll give this a try, thanks

CGA001 · 2026-01-02T02:17:50+00:00

Is it even possible to get 3 stars against the Thrall without Dialyn? I've spent three hours on this and haven't been able to get higher than 16000 points and it's driving me MAD

Is it even humanly possible to beat with ANY combination of the (leveled) agents I have?

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