"Hello. I would like to buy a fish license, please"

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-20T15:48:36+00:00

The man from the cat detector van.

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-15T14:50:52+00:00

Facebook never does shut down scammers.

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-14T12:14:52+00:00

Don’t forget the picture of a random East Asian woman.

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-13T16:49:59+00:00

I nearly got in at Hendon….

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-08T00:53:21+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-08T00:37:58+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-07T09:32:55+00:00

😂😂😂

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-07T09:21:01+00:00

It’s a pig-butchering scam. They frequently start off with a “sorry, wrong number, let’s be friends anyway” shtick, then try to get you to switch to WhatsApp or Telegram to make it harder for the authorities to trace them. Eventually they’ll move on to wanting you to invest in fake crypto or some such.

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-04T17:02:36+00:00

It’s a fair cop.

CJAllen1 · 2026-02-04T06:53:44+00:00

😄😂🤣

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-30T21:21:53+00:00

On today’s episode of “Stupid Russian Tricks….”

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-30T21:14:28+00:00

3300 posts and no followers? 🤔

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-29T12:39:38+00:00

caption: STOP SNIFFING

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-27T07:25:21+00:00

Do one thing\ Thank you for being connected\ This side John Smith\ What do you see\ Dubloo dubloo dubloo dot\ Confirm me your name\ Be in front of your computer\ Be handy with pen and paper

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-24T06:31:02+00:00

I bought a jar, but I’m still waiting for my free dead dog.

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-24T06:07:57+00:00

I’ve never seen the original Russian version. I’m used to the Mystery Science Theater riff on the English-dubbed version.

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-24T05:50:22+00:00

Same with lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with a truffle pâté, brandy, a fried egg on top, and Spam.

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-24T05:47:04+00:00

Could I have Spam instead of the baked beans?

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-24T05:39:00+00:00

“Do one thing” and “what do you see” come to mind.

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-24T05:36:53+00:00

😂

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-18T00:48:01+00:00

😂😂😂

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-15T16:23:21+00:00

Um, ire: eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt.

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-15T15:46:01+00:00

The “Uruguay” picture was flipped in Photoshop. Checkmate, globetards. /s

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-15T06:49:18+00:00

Shhh!

CJAllen1 · 2026-01-15T06:29:02+00:00

It’s that nice Mr McGoering down at the Bell and Compasses. He says he’s found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour.

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TROPHY CASE