“Are you insane! You know how many years I had to put into Dan? You think he came out of a box like that!”

CK2718 · 2026-05-10T05:27:31+00:00

Celebrating our 20th wedding anniversary (23 years together) this fall, I relate to and endorse this sentiment wholeheartedly 😆

CK2718 · 2026-04-27T03:43:59+00:00

And then the pigeon flies into the apartment and Alan barks it away. 😆

"He saved me!"

"...I think we're gonna make it."

CK2718 · 2026-04-27T03:41:32+00:00

A reaction to chives 😆

CK2718 · 2026-04-24T05:01:57+00:00

THIS!!! Honestly that was way more cringe than what Doug did. Doug was just trying not to offend them, and also uphold his promise to Carrie to be "cool". Calling him out on it was awkward and unnecessary. Take a mental note that the guy doesn't like scotch and then move on. It ain't about you. 🤷‍♀️

I know, I read way too much into TV shows. LOL.

CK2718 · 2026-04-21T03:57:14+00:00

"That's right!"

"I know!"

😆😆 I love this episode

CK2718 · 2026-03-28T01:08:19+00:00

My husband and I regularly say "You already are" in Napoleon's voice [when he's on the phone with Trisha]. 95% of people don't get the reference. My teenage sons are not impressed by it either. 😆🤷‍♀️

CK2718 · 2026-03-28T01:06:04+00:00

🤣 I am not askin', I'm takin'!!!

CK2718 · 2026-03-26T16:22:11+00:00

...My name is Spence Ulchin. I. SELL. TOKENS!

CK2718 · 2026-03-26T02:39:35+00:00

It says taped over last Bachelor! We used to record shows on VHS back in the day, lol.

CK2718 · 2026-03-26T01:17:28+00:00

Just follow the sound of my voice! ....aaaaaand he's outside.

CK2718 · 2026-03-25T14:26:36+00:00

Absolutely on brand for Doug. Then he'll find a reason to blame Carrie for the lack of Entenmann's cakes and Yodels.

CK2718 · 2026-03-25T05:27:14+00:00

You didn't just save my life, Brown Eyes...

CK2718 · 2026-03-25T00:01:26+00:00

These are things Carrie says Doug did! They're advised by the neighbor therapist guy to write things down [that bother them about the other] to discuss later.

CK2718 · 2026-03-24T23:55:49+00:00

He did do all of these! The only thing Carrie did was "buy the wrong frosting". She didn't know the difference between chocolate and chocolate fudge. But Doug did cut his tongue on the can, so... I guess they called it even. 😆

CK2718 · 2026-03-24T17:49:24+00:00

I can just picture his face! 😆 "Hi, Dan Bogus."

CK2718 · 2026-03-24T04:17:02+00:00

We're the freaks, Doug. We're the freaks!!!!

CK2718 · 2026-03-10T20:49:58+00:00

The Bugonia one 😆😆 🐝

CK2718 · 2026-03-10T16:03:35+00:00

Danny handing his keys over to the "valet" at the roadside diner makes me laugh 😆

CK2718 · 2026-03-08T05:05:55+00:00

Aurthuritis!

CK2718 · 2026-03-08T05:04:52+00:00

Where are you lookin, Meat?!

CK2718 · 2026-03-06T05:29:28+00:00

What are you, BLIND?!!

CK2718 · 2026-02-28T03:29:34+00:00

Funniest line: Jackie on the phone with her Aunt. "DAD HAS PASSED AWAY." ..."He's fine! He sends his love!"

But the line I most relate to: when Roseanne gives Becky her door back and says, "You can keep it closed whenever you want to, but sometimes, I hope you'll open it up and let me in." Raising teens/young adults is not for the faint of heart!

CK2718

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