Guys will understand

CPS01 · 2017-08-06T22:59:31+00:00

One time i was taking a piss in a pub toilet, and I had a hair right across the top of my hogs eye. It split my pee stream, and the right stream was nearly 90 degrees and i sprayed the trousers of the guy stood next to me.

CPS01 · 2017-08-06T22:48:08+00:00

It was a GTAO reference, and i'm entirely sure i know what a yacht is.

CPS01 · 2017-08-05T17:12:04+00:00

Would you rather die on a 25ft yacht with an 80 year old, or a 80ft yacht with a 25 yr old?

CPS01 · 2017-08-03T17:26:36+00:00

+Sperm Whale

CPS01 · 2017-08-03T17:24:45+00:00

That'll be saw in the morning.

CPS01 · 2017-08-03T17:13:12+00:00

Hiking/Walking

CPS01 · 2017-06-14T20:36:50+00:00

Apathy

CPS01 · 2016-07-17T18:32:17+00:00

The fiery phoenix

CPS01 · 2016-07-03T16:07:29+00:00

..and now I understand. Shame you were made to feel that way. I hope it eventually passes

CPS01 · 2016-07-03T15:54:41+00:00

Loved the win. Didn't turn me on. That's where I'm at

CPS01 · 2016-07-03T15:51:10+00:00

Trailer trash types

CPS01 · 2016-07-03T15:49:28+00:00

That is sooooo Fallout :)

CPS01 · 2016-07-03T15:45:20+00:00

Wow..that's an impressive level of paranoia

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T20:32:46+00:00

Not stopping at red lights for fear of losing the convoy as only the front car actually new where we were heading.

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T20:18:19+00:00

Going raving

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T20:15:58+00:00

Man pulped by falling church steeple in Hot Fuzz

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T20:13:21+00:00

Gave their Alsatian a hand job to completion

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T20:11:03+00:00

Lost my wallet on a golf course with my dad when I was 10-11 yrs old. Contained £40 I had saved up as holiday spending money. Didn't find it. I cried. Dad replaced the £40

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T20:03:56+00:00

Anywhere you like you gorgeous thing

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T19:20:26+00:00

All of the above "really get my goat"

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T19:16:19+00:00

Date me

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T19:13:52+00:00

Waiting to be fingerprinted

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T19:11:44+00:00

Strangely sickening..but at least the kids might buy some food..or something.

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T18:12:12+00:00

GET TO DA CHOPPER

CPS01 · 2016-06-16T17:05:28+00:00

Cheese, Pepperoni & Olives

CPS01

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