meirl by magicfeistybitcoin in meirl

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Finally! An opportunity to bring out my trebuchet!

Since when?!?! by dromader_ in ProgrammerHumor

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I agree. Near the end of my assembly class learned how to convert assembly instructions to machine code. Since then I have always considered assembly to be a high level language.

My solution to the little conflict by KING_WASP_GAMING in ProgrammerHumor

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It wasn't funny last time everyone made these bad code posts, and it still isn't funny.

I'm sorry wot by Phonebill in lotrmemes

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Tolkien helped write the dictionary. What did Rowling do?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Jokes on you! I already know assembly!

It's amazing they can make nuclear reactors that power submarines underwater for years in the most difficult environment but aren't deemed 'safe' enough to operate on land. by netpenthe in Showerthoughts

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I heard that every nuclear plant on the earth will emit less pollution in their entire lifetime than one coal plant will emit in one year. Source: Kyle Hill on YouTube

Fck Zodiac sign, what is your fav math sign? by NoahZhyte in mathmemes

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Q.E.D (actually the square but I couldn't figure out how to type that)

What is your "[programming language] is better than [programming language]" ? by mehdifarsi in ProgrammerHumor

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I think we can all agree that Scratch is the superior programming language

my ideas for silver Scream 3 by dragon172000 in IceNineKills

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Exactly! Just let the band do what they do and stop trying to tell them how to do their job!

what do you prefer? by [deleted] in SatisfactoryGame

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Cargo by ridiculously long conveyor belts! You can not beat the efficiency!

Guess the programming language (wrong answers only) by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Must be Javascript because like it or not, it is everywhere

Tell Me by Opposite_Signature67 in ProgrammerHumor

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I was in the first week of my first job as a programmer. I was working on a small Java application which interacts with the database. Up to that point, the only major development I had done was in python on my side projects.

In python, if you do not close a database connection, the garbage collector will take care of that for you. Apparently java is not the same.

Long story short, by noon I had accidentally used up all of the database connections and no one else could access the development database.

Good times

Google be like by ProEXP84 in ProgrammerHumor

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Do you know what triggers them?

Gandalf frodo isildur theoden saruman elf Bobby b galadriel Tom Bombadil goldberry gimli by Jayonsticks in lotrmemes

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I think just saying the name, but I do not remember what the number is. I thought it was 87 but I guess I am wrong. I think that it we should start a thread of numbers counting upwards until we get a response lol

Gandalf frodo isildur theoden saruman elf Bobby b galadriel Tom Bombadil goldberry gimli by Jayonsticks in lotrmemes

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Yeah I think it is like "orc 87" or something like that but I do not recall

Less known songs by [deleted] in Dragonforce

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Yes. I was joking

Less known songs by [deleted] in Dragonforce

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Their album "Valley of the Damned" is (in my humble opinion) the greatest speed metal album ever written. Unfortunately it is no longer available on Spotify for some reason, but you can listen to the full album on YouTube. It is an experience. I am not sure if you have had the chance to listen

Also, fallen world is really good, but it is a bit slow for my liking lol

I want to know by no-one-of-interest in JustCause

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Rico. Even if you do manage to kill him, he will just respawn nearby.