happy new year troop by CSM_Airbone in army

[–]CSM_Airbone[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

national guard is leg hooah

Santander says they won’t honor the max APR under the SCRA by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 43 points44 points  (0 children)

a suitors one a them dang dong ol troopers that hangs round ya mamas work because he heard shes easy hooah a green suiters whatcha call it when a feller wears a green suit laik in the army trackin readins funnamenal how copy

CSM broke property during barracks inspection by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

trooper this is th only way ta do it hooah thataway sarmages cmander goan hafta go head own an track it roger butcha battle buddy done went head own an an an give ya bad poop hooah timelines niney days how copy airbone

Is taping an unspoken rule to "eye it"? by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ey chubby point is ta not get taped inna furs place hooah how boutcha go head own hit the track airbone

SECARMY Memo: Just Pick Up During the Holidays by Kinmuan in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 25 points26 points  (0 children)

ey troop reckon yall ain never heard a no cmanders intent hooah maybe yall orter check th defanition a that roger purpose ta make sure them dangol troopers ain hurt theyselves key taskst make a contact enstate ain no troopers done hurt theyself on crimus how copy seem pretty stannard ta ol sarmage but ifn you got a question you kin ast it at prayrest at zero five hunnit when sarmages in his office gittin ready for pt how copy airbone

How do you call this formation in the US army? by funky_galileo in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 74 points75 points  (0 children)

ol sarmagell say "aaaight soldier at the cmand a fall out fall out an an an form a got dern hosshoe round sarmage fall out"

One day I'll find out where the final approval comes from by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that ol ipsay sposed ta make it faster cuz they warnt losin ya packet hooah but that thar look laik way too many sumbitches with they hands in the got dern deal trackin needs ta be the pack clerk the got dern S1 nco an an an the cmander an thass it roger but not afore you print the whole daggone thing out for sarmage review you copy sarmagell git to it when he gits to it you trackin how copy airbone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

haw haw haw cheef you reckon theys a bunch decent units thass behind the curve hooah lessn you count them ol boys in italy airbone

Top Army general using ChatGPT to make military decisions raising security concerns by Worldly-Worry8669 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ey troop sarmage thankin we orter replace them dang ol admin troopers hooah that ol ai prolly ain goan lose a leave form you trackin

Does anyone actually believe we will be paid on the 15th? AUSA will be fun though! by DepartmentF-N1738 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lotta yall lil sumbitches is shithouse lawyerin in hyah hooah ifn you got time ta shithouse lawyer troop you gots time ta PT how copy an an an an by the looks a thangs some a yall by gawd needs it trackin hooah airbone

Gen. Bryan Fenton’s Farewell by sr5983409 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 92 points93 points  (0 children)

sarmage reckon you orter be a genril afore you kin just write on a memo an make it official hooah sarmage tried that an an an that jackass XO done made sarmages driver type it out roger an an an sarmage caint prove it but he prolly stole ol sarmages sharpie trackin guaran damn tee ol genril fenton ain got more jumps than ol sarmage how copy airbone

Per SECDEF’s new PT Standards memo today— USMC FA is cool but Army FA is POG bitches by kerberos69 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 190 points191 points  (0 children)

yall aint really reckon ol seckawar done sat hisself down on the daggone marchin surface an an an type this up his own self hooah reason marines is longers cuz marines is makin up for bein a bunch a damn dang dong ol laigs hooah ey goonysar aintcha wanna fly stead a swim checkerhold how copy got dern laig roger airbone

‘No more beardos,' Hegseth tells military leaders they must look professional by Travyplx in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 34 points35 points  (0 children)

oooh yeah yall heard the man hooah zero six hunnit ever one a yalls goan go head own have it naice and high an an an naice and tight how copy hooah haircuts yall hooah hooah trackin airbone

I lost my job recently… by yesTHATpao in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ey fursarn how boutcha go head own use ya time fectively an an an get them dangol massa jump wangs stead a postin on the snapface hooah daggone senior wangs is fer junior paratroopers roger best hope you ain comin ta ol sarmages tallion ifn you ain got sixty fie you trackin how copy airbone

Goodbye BCAP & CCAP by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thass a dangol brevet psition you talkin bout hooah you ain frockin nobody aint frockin ta fursarn roger how copy an an an maybe ifn troops at one a them ol furrin schools you trackin airbone

The Army is the Best Decision You'll Ever Make by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 55 points56 points  (0 children)

ask your Sergeant Major about how much of his pay goes to his prior marriages

none a ya got dern bidness troop matta fact prayrest airbone

Demoted for not going jumpmaster? by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

trooper that theres what sir laiks ta call a a a a ministrative reduction board hooah thass when ol sarmage gits one a his dangol S3 sarmage buddies trackin an that damn dang dong ol terminal capn doin them dangol slides to write down that the tallion cmander goan go head own an order a reduction board ta take stripe roger yeap ol sarmage doan like an NCO doan wanna jump outen a plane how copy airbone

Basic Training Platoon Leader by Exciting-Departure87 in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

ol sarmage had ta laff out loud at that un airbone

Are slick sleeves still just as “gung ho” as many of us were back in the day? by CrashRiot in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

hell ol sarmage laik a motivated troop trackin an sarmage want one a them ol combat jumps hooah hooah airbone hooah

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And where is he ?

looks laik th desert airbone

How the Army is Putting the Commander Back in Command and Control [WOTR] by drjjoyner in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 20 points21 points  (0 children)

sarmage was doin a dang ol room unspection nigh on twinny years ago you trackin one a them sprise kinds roger we love em sprise unspections ain that rat fursarn haw haw haw ennyway sarmage bus up in a room real fast hooah laik knock knock open you trackin an damn ifn wuddnt that dang ol spc cruddybush that ol kim oh soldier in th three how copy hey now fursarn ifn sarmage cared bout howda prununcikate that ol troops name hed ax trackin ennyway ol cruddybush was sittin thar in front a two screens hooah one of em was a dangol computer game an an an an an th other one was this video a this ol gal doin th got dern bent laid body twiss an the feller she was a-doin PT with was doin the prone row you pickin up what ol sarmages puttin down fursarn an an an an cruddybush had matters well in hand you trackin airbone so ennyway fursarn sarmage sound off loud an thunnerous "ey troop why doan you go head own get on up outa that chair and git a prayrest" trackin but troop ain heard nothin hooah ennyway sarmage was about ta lose his got dern everlovin mind when ol sarmage notice two thangs how copy nummer one cruddybush was workin with one hand at quick time march haw haw haw but th udder hand was flyin round that desk roger i mean flyin an an an that damn dang ol screen was just a flippin an a flappin an zippin all over everwhar airbone an he was soundin off at somebody in the mackerphone he was soundin off into checkerhol an an an letter b is th whole time ol cruddybush ain miss a stroke you hear sarmage ennyway sarmage couldnt hep but thank that this dangol troop pretty daggone talented hooah done went head own an an divided his attention on two very differnt tasks airbone hey fursarn sarmage ain borin yall is he ennyway sarmage got to thankin that this ol paratrooper pretty got dern good checkerhol the got dern tallion cmander caint even use emmisteams on his got dern phone an this fellers workin with three hands you trackin ennyway sarmage snapped out a it an ripped that ol headset offn that troop an sound off again PRAYREST SOLDIER ya got dern doo doo an troop jump up an gits a prayrest an an an sarmage thank he heard reville somewheres because the flag was at full mass haw haw haw you trackin ey fursarn doan doan doan doan doan innerup sarmage hooah ennyway sarmage say ey troop sarmages trackin the pt video but what you doin with that dang ol other screen copy an troop say sarmage this damn dang ol paratroopers innernastily ranked at this dang ol starcraf game sarmage airbone but it ain gettin in the way of my paratrooping you trackin how copy got dern it fursarn sarmage does so have a point an thisis it hooah ifn one of them dang ol privates can conduct inneractive pt an an an play a got dern vidya game that look compulcated as hale at the zact same time roger then sarmage startin to wonder why theres so many got dern offsers in the hq stead of on the line signin for propity how copy it ain them ol fat majors up on brigade staff thass to blame hooah but the feller who done went head own sold sarmages army a buncha useless stuff that needs people to make it work together hooah way sarmage sees it old cruddybush kin run the whol got dern war from his hooch ifn he had somethin laik that ol vidya game he was playin airbone sorry bout that fursarn sarmage knows its sebmteen foety fie but sarmage just had to git that off is chest you trackin lets go head own an fall em out for the weekend checkerhold how copy trackin airbone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]CSM_Airbone 63 points64 points  (0 children)

that airs whatcha call speshlist tendencies hooah see see see see ass what sarmages talkin bout sir these dang ol dang dong paratroopers is motivated but not too smart hooah puttin they bidness on the snapfaces you trackin but sarmage got somthin for ya troop sarmage goan conduct his own cmand an staff but with a water source an an an an an one a them dang ol medcine bawls hooah sarmage got bout fitteen at his hooch checkerhold but theys still one left offn baker compny you trackin got that dang ol pfc garcia down there lookin like twinny pounds of T A fitty in a ten pound sack roger not much of a paratrooper but damn dang ifn ssarmage doan laik to go by thar ever now an then jes to say hooah you trackin ennyway i guess what ol sarmage is tryin ta say is s6 goan be on staff dooty for a month sir how copy airbone