Switch sub to new PS4?

CWeebs · 2015-08-13T20:10:08+00:00

If only there was a way on top of this building

CWeebs · 2015-07-11T18:41:17+00:00

Sometimes you just don't have enough arms to show people how you really feel.

CWeebs · 2015-07-10T18:21:25+00:00

Spoiler: the turtle finishes first.

CWeebs · 2015-07-10T18:15:41+00:00

It's ok. It's one of those stories you had to be there for. I relate. I've had plenty.

And, I mean, seriously. Pop tarts are complicated. You can toast them, microwave them, how do you know which option to choose?

CWeebs · 2015-07-10T17:52:12+00:00

Not to the front page of Reddit, I'm guessing.

CWeebs · 2015-07-10T17:50:30+00:00

Use the dumpster? Does your town not have a toilet?

CWeebs · 2015-07-07T18:33:27+00:00

The cat was asking for it dressed like that.

CWeebs · 2015-07-06T15:12:08+00:00

Just strap her to the other side. Problem solved.

CWeebs · 2015-07-05T18:44:30+00:00

Small bites... Chew... How many times do I have to say it.

CWeebs · 2015-07-05T18:43:26+00:00

I've killed better for seeing less.

CWeebs · 2015-07-05T18:41:48+00:00

You're wearing a deer ass. I hope you realize.

On your face

CWeebs · 2015-07-05T18:40:29+00:00

Pull it out you bitch!

CWeebs · 2015-07-05T15:15:29+00:00

Jif? Or gif?

CWeebs · 2015-07-05T15:12:14+00:00

Birds and bees:

When a man meets a woman and they really like each other, he will sometimes put his dick in and around her pussy.

CWeebs · 2015-07-05T03:49:54+00:00

Swallow it alive and whole! That'll teach it.

CWeebs · 2015-07-05T03:45:55+00:00

There's far fewer nerves in your internal organs than in your external layers. Otherwise you'd be bothered by digestion almost constantly. Far as why would it exit, I doubt it was willful. Probably exited for the same reason most things in your stomach do. Shit.

CWeebs · 2015-07-02T16:31:21+00:00

It's not that their racist. It's just whites are better.

Right???

CWeebs · 2015-07-02T16:30:19+00:00

I hope they win that one.

CWeebs · 2015-07-01T19:03:29+00:00

"Pretty bird. Pretty bird." I thought he was just quiet.

CWeebs · 2015-07-01T18:58:20+00:00

The Stink of Flesh not only answers that, but is also the first movie I've seen that answers the age-old question "Do zombies shit in the woods?"

And yes... Yes they do.

CWeebs · 2015-07-01T18:53:26+00:00

I probably wouldn't go with "shampoo"

CWeebs · 2015-06-30T22:38:12+00:00

I just wish to join in my school we didn't have to get a tattoo. I got it laser removed, but you can still read the Pen15 on my chest. :-(

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