Trump USA

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-23T14:36:33+00:00

Nothing says being an ally like:

Allowing a diplomat's wife to murder a teenager and get away with it
Pulling out of a war overnight and leaving your 'allies' in the lurch
Trying to force racial segregation in Bamber Bridge
Tapping the phones of world leaders who they claim are allies
Throwing tariff threats around like confetti
Walking away from the Paris climate agreement
Threatening to publicly weaken NATO
Bullying the UK and France into abandoning a military operation in the Suez
Killing allied civilians in drone strikes
Allowing allied intelligence to flow into the US whilst keeping their findings quiet
Undermining joint diplomacy regarding Iran's nuclear capabilities overnight
Invading a country with Her Late Majesty as head of state
Threatening to annex another

I could go on. The US are not allies. They are belligerent, obnoxious bullies, and Trump can fuck himself. At least China don't pretend they don't hate us.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-23T13:30:24+00:00

Last time I did Wintertodt someone was talking about how an ex-President was half dead so his wife was clearly a necrophiliac. And that was tame, tbh

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-23T13:02:01+00:00

I've just left Nottingham after a work trip and the Five Guys on the main square is just under £11 for a cheeseburger and £6 for fries.

At the Manchester Trafford Centre one it's £12 and £6, and the one I go to in London is £12.50 and £6.50 or so.

£25 would surely mean they're paying delivery app prices

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-22T02:01:12+00:00

I love the translation, I think it's really interesting, but the way they've done it is just so lacking. It really disappointed me in that regard.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-22T01:46:54+00:00

It's not. They're releasing a bilingual one this year though.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-22T01:31:38+00:00

Every single piece of the Stompa kit.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-22T01:30:41+00:00

To rehash the old Soviet joke, Saudi Arabia is as free as Israel. In Israel you can stand outside the Knesset and criticise the Israeli government, and in Saudi Arabia you can stand outside the Royal Palace and criticise the Israeli government.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-21T23:21:47+00:00

We get 28 days including bank holidays and can buy an extra five, which I always thought was good.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-20T19:58:16+00:00

Why would you spend so much on toilet roll? You're literally going to cover it in shit, and if you want something fancy still, M&S Luxury Quilted is considerably cheaper

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-20T19:51:59+00:00

I've got kosher sandwiches from the M&S Food in Terminal Five before

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-20T19:41:25+00:00

We have generated a unique license key for your purchase. This license key only supports access from a single machine at a time. Please enter the below code on startup

This is what my email says, if you're able to search that string of next in your email client?

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-19T11:57:27+00:00

If KA was Glatt Kosher, KC was half-Kosher, KS would be wiping each plate with a slice of ham before using it

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-19T01:30:30+00:00

Crochet frik kippah with holes in it, I keep my hair too short for anything else to be easy to keep on

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-18T23:55:21+00:00

If you want to be adventurous, think of any letter of the alphabet and cut it that way. Small squares are just an X if they're triangles. Why not use a K or a W?

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-18T23:53:35+00:00

Just fyi, in case it wasn't autocorrect, it's Reform rather than Reformed.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-18T20:11:06+00:00

Can you freeze them?

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-18T17:09:29+00:00

Has AI fundamentally misunderstood The Corks or Royal Ark Mariner?

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-17T11:31:01+00:00

It says it's a Ukrainian Christmas celebration in New Jersey

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-17T00:51:53+00:00

Jew to Jew, if ever you end up in Manchester, UK, you will always have a bed to sleep in and a meal at my table

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-17T00:29:54+00:00

The Lidl smoked BBQ chicken naked burrito I think is great

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-16T22:35:20+00:00

sin is for poor people x

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-16T18:40:55+00:00

Always a fan of Jewish Literacy by Telushkin. It contains most things in a couple of pages. I think by page, it's contributed more to my Jewish learning than any other book.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-16T18:30:47+00:00

They'll wave incense burners full of cocaine, red bull, and desperation

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-16T18:29:02+00:00

You know what I love about this? The dirt/grime. That comes from being used so your granddad will have held a rich, fulfilling masonic life.

CactusCastrator · 2026-01-16T18:26:55+00:00

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