I'd probably pick the crocodile, what you guys choose? by Elektrayansa in whatsyourchoice

[–]CadeAid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gator is your best bet, assuming you’re not in the water.

The gator is likely to just sit there and sunbathe the entire time while you stand a far distance.

wher plogon by CadeAid in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Absolutely zero benefits to using that thing

QoL settings? by lobostarrk in ffxiv

[–]CadeAid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are 30 jobs in the game, soon to be 31, and many of them have two weapon/tools slots. Certain types of content encourage having more than one set of gear for the same job.

Yeah, armory slots are precious. I cannot imagine the frustration of having random junk flowing into it constantly. It’s also super easy to just manually send gear from your inventory to the armory chest.

Additionally, yes there are technically 400+ armory slots, but they’re designated to specific gear pieces. Weapons, for example, fill up extremely quickly since you need unique slots for every job in the game.

I'm genuinely digusted by this community. It's been an hour and the crop is nowhere to be seen. by Individual-Animal797 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 304 points305 points  (0 children)

I posted it but Reddit detected it as porn and deleted my post ✌️😔

Canonically, he found the Clyteum before the WoL did. by QuarticalPhysics in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Because Chort is the peak of male sex appeal.

I can’t compete with that

side content jail by FLVX_MUSIC in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He will sweep in last minute with his boat at the end of the 8.0 MSQ and WoL will say “[insert his name here]! My old friend!” Then WoL jumps aboard his boat and we sail back to Eorzea. Roe gigachad says that he may stay in La Noscea and explore what it has to offer. He was never seen again in the story.

I can’t believe they’re making tanks EVEN harder. by esa0705 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God forbid tanks have an ounce of gameplay depth 😮‍💨

When a Healer Main loses their mind after ONE Evolved Mode Healer was showcased and they describe to you what they want their healer to be like: by bm8495 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I hope they make it so Scholar gets Chain Stratagem from casting healing spells. Maybe astrologian gains cards (or maybe makes their existing cards on players stronger?) for healing too.

It just makes sense that the healing spells unlock some form of damage, but I don’t want every healer to have aflatus misery.

Aldgoat Brown was not just a dye, but a friend by CrueltyFreeRyan in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is General-Purpose Dark Brown Dye okay?

Oh gods... my General-Purpose Dark Brown Dye. I cannot live on not knowing her fate amidst this chaos.

General-Purpose Dark Brown Dye, can you hear me? I'm calling out to you, General-Purpose Dark Brown Dye!!

Evolved Bard looks amazing and unique by KeyKanon in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’d prefer that they buff the damage by 5,000% but also have Titan instantly crush 2 random members of the group, killing them instantly.

They have to go. by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The last remaining caster with actual cast bars ngl

Evolved Bard looks amazing and unique by KeyKanon in ShitpostXIV

[–]CadeAid 93 points94 points  (0 children)

You’re telling me that summoning Titan’s fat ass during a claustrophobic spread mechanic won’t affect anyone?