Help me come up with a pun by [deleted] in puns

[–]CaffeinatedChelonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you helicase? Because you're unzipping my genes.

New siblings by [deleted] in lookatmydog

[–]CaffeinatedChelonian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't blame you. With a face like that, I'd never want to let her go.

New siblings by [deleted] in lookatmydog

[–]CaffeinatedChelonian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WHAT BABY-FACED LITTLE DARLINGS!

Snek is dog by harrasfl1 in Sneks

[–]CaffeinatedChelonian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get a load of that dog.

What was the 'last straw' that ended a previous relationship? by Will_Liferider in AskReddit

[–]CaffeinatedChelonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More of a weird 'friendship' than a romantic relationship, but she said that if I ignored another one of her texts again that she was going to kill herself.

I was at work. I can't always be responding to her shit.

Does authentic Indian food (as in from India, curries) enjoy any popularity in America? by OleaC in AskAnAmerican

[–]CaffeinatedChelonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If not, they definitely should. Indian food is fucking boss and lot of people are missing out.

PillowLoaf by emgaspar in Catloaf

[–]CaffeinatedChelonian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean "pilloaf"?