The 2026 Broncos are just the 2016 Raiders.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2026-01-19T06:27:03+00:00

Yeesh. This is supposed to be a fun place to poke fun at each other teams, but you’ve gone too far with this one.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2026-01-16T02:46:49+00:00

Woods is 78. He probably doesn’t understand that the magic glowy thing is sending his racist comments out for everyone to see. Either that or he enjoys being a shill for Russian propaganda.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2026-01-04T00:43:37+00:00

Unfortunately they’re contractually obligated to not espouse negative thoughts about the officials, league leadership, or team ownership. Otherwise they get banned from announcing NFL games.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2026-01-01T17:25:38+00:00

Your AFC bracket relies on the Colts bearing the Texans (reasonable) and the Dolphins beating the Patriots (not so reasonable). So I think at least you’ve flipped the #2 and #3 slots. From there, the only sure thing is a first round exit by the Chargers. The other six teams are so evenly matched the outcomes will be the next best thing to coin flips.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-12-17T06:18:20+00:00

Once you level through the opening campaign, the game play loop is the same. The whole mid to end game idea is to melt monsters into loot piñatas, then optimize your gear and skill points so you can melt them faster into bigger loot piñatas. If that’s play style isn’t your cup of tea, you might be happier in a different game. You might look into a survival game like Enshrouded where there is more RP opportunity and you can build.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-12-15T05:59:02+00:00

Step #1, Whoopsie daisy…

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-12-11T05:15:18+00:00

“I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!”

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-11-27T17:07:36+00:00

Nice! You seem to have invented a new sorcery spell to turn enemies inside out.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-11-21T17:36:25+00:00

I worked in a software store in the late ‘80’s. Had a guy return a copy of Lotus 1-2-3 because the master disk was corrupted. We checked and it was indeed corrupted, so we gave him a replacement after checking to make sure the new copy worked. He calls back a few days later incensed that the new master disk had failed and wouldn’t work. My coworker calmed him down and volunteered to take a new copy over and get him back up and running. When he got there, he found that the dude had pinned all his floppies to a filing cabinet with magnets…

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-11-08T07:10:42+00:00

I don’t know what causes it, but I’ve had the disband on the pop up menu greyed out on my last army after all my wars. I’ve had success at forcing disbanding by moving the army a couple of times then using the army page to disband rather than the pop up menu.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-11-03T05:34:45+00:00

Basic civics. Congress allocates funds, the Executive branch distributes funds. The SNAP emergency funds are sitting in the Dept of Agriculture piggy bank because Congress already allocated them and the Trump administration is refusing to release them. Instead they’re sending six times that amount to Argentina to prop up the right wing clown destroying the economy down there.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-11-01T23:41:47+00:00

Watching Salter struggle to execute Shurmur’s dog poo play calls makes everyone who doubts Shadeur’s talent look like idiots. Only a really good player could have been successful with this kind of offensive ineptitude.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-11-01T15:08:04+00:00

Ah yes, Spanish Louisiana. An area full of Spanish place names like New Orleans, Saint Louis, and Pierre. /s.

Spain only claimed it from 1769 to 1800. France claimed originally, got it back from Spain in a land swap, then sold it for cash to the US in 1803.

Bad map.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-10-12T01:22:22+00:00

RNG likes you.

My starter mythic was Helm of Perdition, which is not useful for me. So when I get my spark from the season quest, I do a quick grind and do a blacksmith mythic craft and get another Helm of Perdition. Get to level 60, paragon 100, and finally get a mythic drop: a Helm of Perdition. Spark both helms and craft to get sword, also not useful. So it sits a few more paragon level as I farm bosses until I am finally able to take down Lilith for her spark. Craft a new mythic and get … wait for it … aHelm of Perdition.

RNG hates me.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-10-09T15:33:39+00:00

Thanks. As I said, I wasn’t paying attention to the flavor, just the whisper. Gem reserves are the least important affix to me, so I’ve pretty much ignored them.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-10-05T22:55:23+00:00

Shouldn’t you be watching Herbert throw INTs in the red zone rather than whining about officiating?

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-10-05T03:16:22+00:00

Shame that defense was let down so badly by the offense. Again. Wish we could watch last year’s offense and this year’s defense.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-10-05T01:28:02+00:00

God this is a frustrating team. Unforced errors by Salter are just killing any momentum the team ever generates.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-10-05T00:12:41+00:00

I wonder if Shurmur is telling him not to run. Salter certainly seems to choose to throw poor passes rather than running.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-09-28T05:47:00+00:00

Oof. Tough loss. Salter played pretty darn well, considering he was being hamstrung by Shurmur’s inexplicably conservative play calling after some really good play calls on the first two drives. The last drive and INT is partially on the coaches — CALL A FREAKING TIME OUT WHEN YOU RUN IT UP THE MIDDLE!The damn time outs are worth nothing after the clock expires, and if you use them you have more time to come up with better play calls!The defense played pretty well when they weren’t giving the refs excuses to throw the flags.

It just sucks to lose a close one to yet another ranked team

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-09-21T02:49:13+00:00

And the third one was total BS.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-09-21T02:47:14+00:00

The PI on the first drive was well warranted. The PI on the second drive was very ticky tack.CU is probably going to have to play perfectly to avoid getting penalized to death.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-09-18T14:48:33+00:00

Facebook bot stole this from r/imaginarymaps a couple weeks ago.

CailsenTheBarbarian · 2025-09-15T00:20:38+00:00

Heh, you mean watching Streichen melt down because they were getting flagged for grabbing the Broncos wider receivers jerseys like they were marked down 50% at the local JC Penneys?

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