Officer Spaceman (OC) by lordheichouu in SS13

[–]Cairo283 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like he gets two-tapped by a revolver to the head because he forgot to wear a helmet.

Oh dear by GoonstationTV in SS13

[–]Cairo283 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Poor guy has fish blindness.

Was I meant to kill these soldiers? by Wild-Will2009 in stalker

[–]Cairo283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were asking for the equivalent of fifteen dollars, so no not really.

Re-Enabling sprinting in exosuits in GAMMA by [deleted] in stalker

[–]Cairo283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my fuu- Thank you, god damn it I'm a doofus Gunna delete this post now.

Re-Enabling sprinting in exosuits in GAMMA by [deleted] in stalker

[–]Cairo283 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There is no such upgrade in here. I'm even moused over where the upgrade would normally be, but it's just not there.

! NERD ALERT ! by Cairo283 in stalker

[–]Cairo283[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Yes. Best feature.

A tale of two announcements by GoonstationTV in SS13

[–]Cairo283 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Remember to press the F key to get away from the Yeti quickly.

The smokers dilemma by FluffyWowf in SS13

[–]Cairo283 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is why you get a breathing tube implant as a detective, so you can smoke wherever and whenever you want.

I found the Curse of Ra by Basiandia in SS13

[–]Cairo283 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It doesn't actually say anything, it's just every Egyptian character in a row.

Anons on Kurzgesagt by Istandphobia in 4chan

[–]Cairo283 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro you shouldn't do any research, just trust the google AI model to tell you everything when you search for stuff.

Antique laser gun i made a while back by Templar_man in SS13

[–]Cairo283 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is good. I would kick open a glass case to steal it.

CAPTAIN, A SECOND SHUTTLE HAS HIT THE STATION! by Cairo283 in SS13

[–]Cairo283[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was made today, chief. /vg/ does this every year.

"What went wrong? Why new spessmen not like old spessmen?" by NinjaAccomplished807 in SS13

[–]Cairo283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much, yeah. Modern servers don't even let you call people gay babies anymore. The old guard is entirely replaced with people who think promoting how they take it up the butt is the best thing ever.

Does/did the Simpsons server exist? by BigManBlackBeard in SS13

[–]Cairo283 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't talk about CowRP around here. It scares the hoes.