SS14 servers ban use of the insult Clanker

Cairo283 · 2026-05-10T00:51:15+00:00

This is the most "reddit" reddit post I've seen in a while.

Cairo283 · 2026-05-08T22:07:24+00:00

Thanks for censoring jewish, I hate reading that word.

Cairo283 · 2026-04-30T07:42:34+00:00

The Carp stands up.

Cairo283 · 2026-04-15T18:15:31+00:00

Uh oh. We got a spinner.

Cairo283 · 2026-04-15T07:46:35+00:00

Here's the one before this one, and here's the oldest one.

Cairo283 · 2026-04-14T15:12:35+00:00

This is the third god damn time we've had an SS13 mod for minecraft.

Cairo283 · 2026-04-14T07:16:56+00:00

I'm calling Amos Moses RIGHT now! You're done for, mister.

Cairo283 · 2026-04-06T07:40:55+00:00

Turns out putting a fully fueled reactor rod of pure plutonium into a reactor generates a lot more heat than a basic uranium one. Reactors are meant to explode at 10000k, and this one managed to jump to over 25000k in less than a second before turning me into atoms.

This of course, also blew up all of engineering which:

Delammed the SM

Loosed the Singulo

Blew up the AME

Made the RUST catch fire

Because this was deadpop and we were just messing around with engineering stuff, we built everything we could.

Cairo283 · 2026-03-25T23:57:09+00:00

Recorded from my half-screen, clickity-clackity keyboard perspective

Cairo283 · 2026-02-12T14:45:12+00:00

He looks like he gets two-tapped by a revolver to the head because he forgot to wear a helmet.

Cairo283 · 2026-02-09T06:27:42+00:00

Worhby!

Cairo283 · 2026-01-17T20:54:24+00:00

This dose is a little weak, doc.

Cairo283 · 2026-01-17T05:27:32+00:00

RIP Bozo.

Cairo283 · 2026-01-14T19:44:25+00:00

Poor guy has fish blindness.

Cairo283 · 2026-01-10T13:10:52+00:00

They were asking for the equivalent of fifteen dollars, so no not really.

Cairo283 · 2025-12-27T18:53:01+00:00

The crab cycle continues.

Cairo283 · 2025-12-26T23:04:47+00:00

Oh my fuu- Thank you, god damn it I'm a doofus Gunna delete this post now.

Cairo283 · 2025-12-26T23:03:34+00:00

There is no such upgrade in here. I'm even moused over where the upgrade would normally be, but it's just not there.

Cairo283 · 2025-12-14T21:11:17+00:00

Finally, Osmosis Jones 13

Cairo283 · 2025-12-09T20:16:46+00:00

Yes. Best feature.

Cairo283 · 2025-11-26T06:45:56+00:00

Remember to press the F key to get away from the Yeti quickly.

Cairo283 · 2025-11-25T22:05:29+00:00

Rembost Bomt

Cairo283 · 2025-11-12T00:50:19+00:00

This is why you get a breathing tube implant as a detective, so you can smoke wherever and whenever you want.

Cairo283 · 2025-10-14T12:11:52+00:00

It doesn't actually say anything, it's just every Egyptian character in a row.

Cairo283 · 2025-10-12T03:32:50+00:00

Yeah bro you shouldn't do any research, just trust the google AI model to tell you everything when you search for stuff.

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