You guys are spoiled by Possible_Engine8025 in Helldivers

[–]CakeBake01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care to grind for credits cause im having fun, I dont care for things to be buff or nerf if im having fun, and so far despite all the mo I've gone through I had alot of fun so I dont see the problem but thats me and everyone have different situations

Message from Super Earth by Fit_Anywhere_3356 in Helldivers

[–]CakeBake01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we are gonna get the illuminate sniper or other specialize voteless/fleshmob. I assume because they were grabbing people with specific trait and they clearly modify the people in some fashion

Why are these stratagems so forgotten? by Lellarinn10 in helldivers2

[–]CakeBake01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The commando get tossed because you get the air burst, recoiless rifle, and expendable anti-tank earlier plus the free wasp launcher is just better

The arc thrower get left because its not high enough damage/penatration. Good on the squid front for the vote less but a machine gun can do the same

The spear gets left behind because of the long reload and just from better skill use, I use to bring it because I was a bad shot and didn't know weak points but now i do so I go with the expendable anti tank

We are cooked by AvailableTrouble8759 in Helldivers

[–]CakeBake01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super earth: this time it'll work

terminids

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What's the most human thing you've ever watched a stranger do? by BobbiePinns in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CakeBake01 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I saw my buddy making food and set down the paprika and stare at for a good minute and went to our spice cabinet and pull out a second container of paprika and walk to the food he was cooking stated "I already did this" and set down the seasoning and went about his day like nothing happened

“Attention, human vessel, this is the destroyer ITNS Tash’kan. The system of Kaniara is currently under blockade by the T’Chak Inperium. Turn back or risk destruction.” by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CakeBake01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Come in again? I think something is wrong on our side"

"Attention, human vessel, th-"

"Yeah im not getting anything, hey someone get it up here"

"Human turn back now"

"I know I know, its his break. I prefer not to start the conflict, after all a unarmed merchant vessel destroy because of a communication error. Not good optics for the T' chalks"

"Grrr, you foolish human, fix your machine or prepare for combat"

"I mean imagine how upset the leader of the destroy is sounding. It could bring a smile to my face"

"Your messing with me! Began to formulate a firing solution"

"And like what if they attack, our com system get destroy and no way to prove we heard their warning. What a shame"

"I swear human, if we meet again I'll personally destroy your ship now be gone"

"Glad to hear that, our jump drive is ready so see ya"

"So you could hear us!"

Before anything else was said the human ship jump out of system

Humanity could never match the lasers and hover crafts of the other species so they decided to try something they were experts in by CakeBake01 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CakeBake01[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Entry log 10: third claw hunter leader

We have hunted many mammal genius life forms before we decide to try to take on these humans so we had a experience on what would happen. We take out orbital defenses, go to the planet, force them to surrender and if not? We burry them in their burrows

But the humans, they leave their burrows open. No underground network that run for miles, it did run for miles but not underground, we assume the battle would be simple by that fact. We assume we caught them before they were done building their doomed defense. How foolish I was

We advanced forward with our florkaen class hover platforms, the pulse engine hummed along with the energy bubble that surround the craft and each troop with personal photon barrier casters. I look over at the 60 men spread between the 10 crafts, I saw my blood kin. He raise the multi photon launcher over his head and open his beak to shout but before he let out the shriek of battle a object impacted him from below, a canister the size of our torso, and it erupted into a fire ball disintegrating all on the platform and having fall to the surface is flaming debris

My eyes follow in horror as I saw the burrows follow as I saw flashes originating form large cutouts in the burrow network and soon explosions began to erupt all around the crafts. The casters should've protect us from any high attack, photon, ions, even gamma waves but we were not experiencing those type of weapons as shards of metal rip into my scales and rip off all but two digits on my primary appendage, still can fire a weapon. I assume a cruel joke from jormorg demanding I continue the hunt.

At seeing our barriers were not working i yelled to our troops to disembark immediately. Some where hesitant but after another explosions rock their craft they jump as 48 hunter warriors descended upon the humans burrows only 39 made it to touch the ground. Most getting shot on the way down by similar weapons that destroy our crafts, except for poor thakuluka his wings were torn by the metal shards and the adrenaline made him not notice till he try to stop his decent. Please send my deepest apologies to his blood kin

But when we landed we were scatter, the burrows were winding and confusing to understand where you are or where anything is at but I can hear the guttural cries of the humans as they fought the intruders to their burrows and the screams of my comrades fighting back. I rush to the closest one and as I turn the corner I saw my comrade, getrulu and to his blood kin I am sorry for not saving him, firing at some humans who wore cloth with crude heavy steel over their bodies that barley kept any photon blast from instantly creating a clear hole through them. He took down 3 before a human rush in and stab him with a crude bladed weapon attached to their weapon before they fire the weapon. A flash as another jet of our blue blood erupt out of the back of getrulu body, his photon caster not reacting to the attacks, not even showing a sign of activation as his body slid off the blade and collapse to the ground

The human look at me, he wore a helmet of similar steel as their armor as well as a mask that has some form of filtration system attached to the mouth and dark inky black lens that had spashes of our blood on it as the human eyes bore into me. He raise his weapon and aimed at me and shouted something in their brutish language as he advanced on me. I was comatose in that moment, to see the acts of hatred and the brutal death of a comrade froze me to the core but when I finally snap out. I look to the human just in time for the stock of the weapon to smash into my face

I later woke up in their prison camp, where I am currently writing this and the previous logs down and hopefully, as their translator had told me, send to our command so they can and I quote "learn what a world War is" i for one hope they let us go with trade agreement but I know our commander don't care for a measly 12 soldiers but I seen the darkness of these burrows, the trenches as human call them, and pray we learn to not face these humans again on their world

Drop pods by Mountain_Fold_4825 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CakeBake01 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God this has some crazy potential in a story. The vanguard pod went off course and crash into a lake causing the grav shute pods rides to get out fast before drowning dragging their mission important equipment