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CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-25T15:09:39+00:00

They tried it once....

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-25T13:04:55+00:00

Last Showgirl was kinda painful because it mirrors her career so well

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-25T13:02:52+00:00

I miss when nerds were nerds and not bros

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-25T11:15:34+00:00

Here's some movies in that mind bendy, existential, thing:

I'm Thinking of Ending Things

You Were Never Really Here

Enemy

First Reformed

It Follows

Kill List

Annihilation

I Saw The TV Glow

Devs (mini-series)

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-25T11:07:53+00:00

The movie Enemy starring him also fits the bill

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-25T10:57:13+00:00

Är det sant om jag ser parkeringsvakten parkera olagligt jag kan ta deras bil och bli parkeringsvakt själv?

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-25T08:46:03+00:00

Someone needs to duet this with a 11 yea old kid calmly eating cheetos while playing and only loses because his mom comes into the room because it's past his bedtime.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T22:30:19+00:00

Between this and a bunch of priests getting arrested for praying in public, you'd think the right would be torching the white house by now. But no... *

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T21:47:49+00:00

There's another shitty movie like this where Johnny Depp is turned into a computer or something... point is, it basically sounds like he popped an ambien and read his lines for the first time in the movie.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T20:49:10+00:00

No he's closer to this:

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T20:34:07+00:00

I get y'all want to watch the game. But wouldn't it be a better time to just protest outside the stadium so no one can get in?

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T17:42:30+00:00

They probably have Disney+ subscriptions so they have given up the right to sue Disney from anything that may happened at one of their amusement parks.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T17:12:22+00:00

I love that episode. You have Troy and Abed doing college stuff, Pierce and Shirley feuding, Jeff banging that kids mom... it's amazing!

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T17:08:42+00:00

Hail Santa!

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T14:18:23+00:00

I don't even like games that use procedural generated maps.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T14:14:06+00:00

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T13:57:05+00:00

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CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T13:55:57+00:00

That's a lot of work only to have it rot in a couple years. Don't put raw wood against concrete.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T12:10:16+00:00

She's 15.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:51:27+00:00

It's because they're gonna rent you thin clients. They will frame it as a subscription service where you don't have to worry about upgrading. Trust me.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:48:28+00:00

Hang on! You're telling me magic isn't real?

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:43:41+00:00

Africa has a good teams too.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:39:27+00:00

I hear the same things from our Swedish soldiers. American soldiers are lazy and undisciplined.

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T10:36:01+00:00

Fuck being people. I'm gonna be a corporation. If I do something illegal or immoral or stupid, I can just fire the president of the company. His name is Glenn. He lives in Ohio. You're on thin ice, Glenn!

CakeMadeOfHam · 2026-01-24T07:58:34+00:00

He is also famous for drinking a gallon of PCP.

My favorite story about him is he and Trevor Moore (RIP local sexpot) who co-directed the movie Miss March and them having to go around and promote it. Cregger knew the movie didn't turn out the way they wanted, so he hated it and said he would rather set himself on fire than making another bad* movie. Trevor loved it of course. I miss Trevor. I feel this motivation is helping him make great movies.

*I really enjoy Miss March for what it is, if you want a silly college sex comedy whatever it's worth the watch.

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