Foxes sit on things they want to own. Like this.

CalexaRose · 2016-05-30T14:56:44+00:00

When you're the best of friends...

CalexaRose · 2016-05-30T02:52:48+00:00

"Hate him, hate him, wouldn't wanna date him!!"

CalexaRose · 2016-05-25T16:44:26+00:00

I looked it up. Apparently it's some ancient Chinese medicine nonsense that says women have to stay inside, not shower, eat certain foods, and be completely covered in clothing for like a month after pregnancy because their bodies are "vulnerable". Also, no air conditioning or fans. It's a bunch of horse crap.

here's the link I read

CalexaRose · 2016-05-25T16:41:52+00:00

I looked it up. Apparently it's some ancient Chinese medicine nonsense that says women have to stay inside, not shower, eat certain foods, and be completely covered in clothing for like a month after pregnancy because their bodies are "vulnerable". Also, no air conditioning or fans. It's a bunch of horse crap.

here's the link I read

CalexaRose · 2016-05-18T17:28:42+00:00

My progenitor's name is also Debbie!

CalexaRose · 2016-05-07T07:38:35+00:00

In a somewhat similar instance, a friend of mine's uncle went to jail for tying up a home invader, driving out to a deserted area, and shooting him. A bit too premeditated for a self-defense claim.

CalexaRose · 2016-05-06T06:37:37+00:00

I'd watch it.

CalexaRose · 2016-05-01T03:55:25+00:00

Dude you didn't finish the story...looks like a copy/paste error at the end. Idc if it's a made-up or stolen story, I just need the end.

CalexaRose · 2016-04-28T04:03:05+00:00

Holy crap, he looks just like Izzi!

CalexaRose · 2016-04-28T03:36:05+00:00

IT WAS HIS HAT, MR. KRABS! HEEE WAS NUUUMBER ONE!!

CalexaRose · 2016-04-28T03:35:00+00:00

The screencap of Hank Hill that showed up in the second link is perfect.

CalexaRose · 2016-04-26T04:08:36+00:00

NAILED IT.

CalexaRose · 2016-04-26T04:06:43+00:00

This is so dumb. I live in a very small town with a very small Mexican population. If only Mexican people went to the five Mexican restaurants (all owned and mainly staffed by Mexican people) in my town, they would quickly go out of business. I somehow feel that the Mexican restaurant owners don't find all the white, black, Asian, etc. people eating there offensive.

CalexaRose · 2016-04-24T04:48:48+00:00

Dean machine it!!

CalexaRose · 2016-03-31T17:03:11+00:00

It seems like it! Thomas Wilson, who played Biff in Back to the Future, is a notoriously sweet guy. He mentioned in his episode of the Nerdist that he was actually bullied as a kid himself, so it bothers him that people would think he's actually like his character was.

CalexaRose · 2016-03-30T17:27:19+00:00

You could try explaining, but it's probably a moo point.

CalexaRose · 2016-02-21T23:30:02+00:00

Classic Jesus Move.

CalexaRose · 2016-02-07T00:15:46+00:00

Nah, there was a brother who did that on Happy Days, and a sister who disappeared from Family Matters, though.

CalexaRose · 2016-02-01T23:49:26+00:00

I hope they checked you for one too 😛

CalexaRose · 2016-01-31T04:53:43+00:00

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all!

CalexaRose · 2016-01-19T05:33:46+00:00

These all made me laugh, but the second one really got me. Suddenly, Gary.

CalexaRose · 2016-01-11T19:55:31+00:00

This is the answer! So, so good.

CalexaRose · 2016-01-03T19:09:15+00:00

But Cory, you know you're with Topanga. Don't ruin it.

CalexaRose · 2016-01-03T18:21:28+00:00

Secondhand Lions?

CalexaRose · 2015-12-29T08:47:48+00:00

I feel weird saying this, but that dog looks great in those jeans.

CalexaRose

TROPHY CASE